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passing time because abby bought the new lotr dvd and has bombarded herself in the living room. im not going down there.
she is taking prisoners.
1. Who are you? a mirage, respectively
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? unlike alyssa i am wearing socks, socks, aaand i guess thats it
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? not filling out 5,000 question survays, actually
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). art/now gym, english, spanish, bio, history and last and yes definitely least, algebra
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Grow green fuzz out of my elbows.
6. Where will you be in 5 years? 5 years older hopefully, possibly in a box outside my driveway, or maybe ill go to swedenland with alyssa and grow a beard
7. What do you want to be when you grow up? a hamster (so nicely put by the 4 year old me)
8. Are you more child-like or childish? childish, as i am told quite alot. sometimes by people i dont even ask. well, mostly
9. What is the last thing you said out loud? "mhhbleeeeh" (i am a talker and needed to voice my concerns about whether or not i wanted potato something for dinner, or whatever mom was asking)
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? eat quiznos subs.
11. Have you ever taken a martial arts class? no, but i do remember being sent away to jazzercise camp for a couple days once.. they wouldnt let me swing on the bars and i was one unhappy 7 year old.
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? it tends to swing up for awhile and then slap me right back down to where i was before. it enjoys it i bet
13. Does time really heal all wounds? not really, no
14. How do you handle a rainy day? puddle jump olympics, complete with frog shaped umbrella made by those craaazy japanese. them and their frogs. hah
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? loosing luggage, its never happened to me, but im sure sooner or later it will
16. How is your relationship with your parents? fine i guess with mom and chris, dad on he other hand has some issues to work out
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? not really, also according to mom i should pay more attention to where she puts her things, so that when she forgets she can ask me. that is my job. aparently
18. What is the truest thing that you know? that alyssas math skills are crap
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape? takes clearer shape? am i a wad of clay?
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? hehah. no.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? im a taker i bet. i blame society and the milkman
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart? since when do i ever have anything to decide upon?
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? when i was skiing in this years winter olympics, i failed at my triple lutz whiry bob and i broke my big toe. it was tragic, and yogi bear signed my toe-cast.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? i dont really bother with that
25. Who have you hugged today? mr. pants, as he will always be my friend, whether he choses to accept that fact or not.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? you know today is still not over.. it would be nice if someone built me a pillow fortress.. -hint-
27. Do you have a lot to learn? not as much as alyssa. and her math.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? fuck you alyssa, because i jUST SO happen to be a champoin hulahooper, and the whole wishing thing.. i guess id wish that i could work better without losing interest, that i could instrument it up instead of sucking like i do, and also i wish i could learn how to make those iiitty biiiity ships in a bottle. now thats some amazing crap there.
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? probably how they make me feel, which is usually bad, or if it isnt it usually changes to bad quickly somehow
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? though i am an expert relationship guru... okay i have no clue
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? a house of my own that isnt full of rodents or partially burned down, maybe some glasses that dont make me look like a fool, aand that video game for nintendo where you have to make burgers. that looks like something i could master.
32. what three things would you want to die to avoid doing? actually theres not really anything id hate doing less than dying
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? ill figure something out
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: -not- beards
30's: chicken. nuggets.
40's: boats
50's: that poodle skirt that i happen to own in my closet
60's: tye dye and super bellbottoms
70's: disco-afro-inferno
80's: i was born. worship the era
90's: ripped pantaloons and hats, and partying like its 1999
2000: beards (yes i moved this up from the 20s, because beardy people are funny)
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why? right, im not sure whether or not the entire 30s were dedicated to chicken nuggets, but i sure hope they were. id go there.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? i used to listen to that oasis song 'whats the story morning glory' alot in my childhood, so i pick that, since i wasnt really up on the whole music scene backthen. and spice girls too. if thats a choice. i ate pringles at a spicegirl concert. once long ago.
37. If you could say any sentence to the president of the usa what would it be? "lets go get a manicure together" and then we would and i would help him choose out a nail color and then we would go and get dairy queen and laugh like old friends and then hed invite me to be vice president and i would change my name to Meat Loaf or somthing along those lines and people would adress me strictly as'Vice President Loaf' and then .
38. What's your favorite tv channel to watch in the middle of the night? adultswim but i guess thats not technically in the middle of the night, onc on comedycentral there was a show with puppets (not crankyankers) on at the wee hours of the morning. i forget what it was, but i remember being amused by it.
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? the talking tree in pocohontas. only she wasnt evil or a villain. but she was a talking tree, and im pretty sure that offers a large range of acting careers. she could be evil if she wanted to.
40. Have you ever been a girlscout/boyscout? PLANETARIUM SLEEPOVER PATCH on.my.bag. yes i was, and i remember that we made stuff with pipecleaners, and sat around and planned all these wonderful trips we were going to go on to exotic places (in massachusetts ofcourse) but never actually ended up going anywhere. also we had meetings in a place you had to go through a back alley to get to. we were actually kindof a failure as girl scout troops go.
41. If you were travelling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? BOATS ARE COOL. (yes they are)
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? lightswitch in the sky. did not your parents teach you ANYTHING?
43. What does your name mean? it means princess. woo. im not the only princess aparently. actually there are hundreds in my town alone. probably.
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outerspace? space. id like to find that guy who floated off the asteroid in deep impact. just frozen in space somewhere. we could be best friends.
45. Word association
what's the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
air: zooka
meat: -a-roni
different: better
pink: notcrap
deserve: not much
white: snow
elvis: "now tell me, are you the skinny elvis? or are you the fat elvis? because youve got no body and im.." "gimme the candy you KNOW who i AM"
cilantro: vaaat?
heart: lollipop
clash: outfit
pulp: fruit beverage
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be? Casper (gotta go with alyssas answer. human casper in the movie was surprisingly sexy for a ghost. also you can meet him alive or dead. hes a ghost.)
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous? ronald mcdonald is overrated, go for the hamburgaler. or grimace (when abby had her party at mcds i ate her candy grimace off her cake. he was tastyicious)
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? not everyday. abby has ruined everyday movies for me.. then there was thumbellina..
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? since im not a skank-gina like alyssa i dont have a person to do in the elevator. but if i did id bring him. that or a puzzle. of bob the builder.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? NO but one time i slapped a mouse out of mr. pants' mouth. i feel i did a good deed. he scurried off all happy like. infact i think i could become a professional life saver. like superman, or david dachovney.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..? silly words being where?
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? i fixed my old pants that had a hole in the butt. well not technically fixed, but the hole is gone.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? my babydoll that peed. even especially if you fed it blueberry fruit punch. which was a little odd.
54. How many tv's are in your house? one in every room. thats right, kitchen, moms room, living room, office, my room, abbys room, and the guest room. all except for the bathrooms. were not eccentric or rich or anything. we just happen to like tvs.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? puddlejump, dance in the night wearing sparkly green bra over clothes. you know, the usual.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? i feel cheated because i know theres not going to be a pot-o-gold at the end, because that stupid lucky leprechaun stole it all to make his sub-par cereal.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? alots
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? id be wrong alot. i should take that into consideration for a future profession.
59. What is your idea of paradise? i dont even think i can think about what it could maybe be. im all questioned out. something with alot of food. and not alot of the people that i hate.
60. Do you believe in heaven and if so what is it like? that commercial isnt cool whip, alyssa. it is very definitely whipped philadeplhia cream cheese. so take that.
61. Do you believe in Hell? -ahem-
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Sorry Im not that exciting. OH WAIT I bet most people havent dressed up as a tree, stolen a raft, and floated off into the middle of a pond. Well except sarah. (yes i have)
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? once i gave abby one of my cheese doodles. im a very kind person. in some way, im sure.
64. Are you a patient person? nonono
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? HAPPY LEIF ERRICCSON DAY. which i guess exists, but we should definitely CELEBRATE IT MORE.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? alot of them. for instance halloween rightfully shouldnt exist, but i love it anyway so who cares about rights.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? one was ASSAULTED?? AHAA
68. Where is the most fun place you have been? burger king playground, not ONLY do you get those cool crowns, but theres pushable blocks so you can barricade off all the small children.
69. Is your hair it's natural color? never is
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? im not very good at keeping secrets, but if i was i bet i would have some deep dark ones.
71. What is under your bed right now? a big piece of plastic board, reeses,
72. If you were in the land of oz would you want to live there or go home? do you even have to ask? i love the land of oz. and its yellow brickery.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? im not allowed to drive yet. and probably rightfully so.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? ifff you like to WALTZ WITH POTATOES up and down the PRODUCE AISLE... on and on, also the one abooot TERIYAKI BEEFF and so on.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? what i do im my own time to the tune of th ebay song is noones concern. i just like dancing to the ebay song. its got beat.
now theres chinese food downstairs. so iff i be going
she is taking prisoners.
1. Who are you? a mirage, respectively
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? unlike alyssa i am wearing socks, socks, aaand i guess thats it
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? not filling out 5,000 question survays, actually
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). art/now gym, english, spanish, bio, history and last and yes definitely least, algebra
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Grow green fuzz out of my elbows.
6. Where will you be in 5 years? 5 years older hopefully, possibly in a box outside my driveway, or maybe ill go to swedenland with alyssa and grow a beard
7. What do you want to be when you grow up? a hamster (so nicely put by the 4 year old me)
8. Are you more child-like or childish? childish, as i am told quite alot. sometimes by people i dont even ask. well, mostly
9. What is the last thing you said out loud? "mhhbleeeeh" (i am a talker and needed to voice my concerns about whether or not i wanted potato something for dinner, or whatever mom was asking)
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? eat quiznos subs.
11. Have you ever taken a martial arts class? no, but i do remember being sent away to jazzercise camp for a couple days once.. they wouldnt let me swing on the bars and i was one unhappy 7 year old.
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? it tends to swing up for awhile and then slap me right back down to where i was before. it enjoys it i bet
13. Does time really heal all wounds? not really, no
14. How do you handle a rainy day? puddle jump olympics, complete with frog shaped umbrella made by those craaazy japanese. them and their frogs. hah
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? loosing luggage, its never happened to me, but im sure sooner or later it will
16. How is your relationship with your parents? fine i guess with mom and chris, dad on he other hand has some issues to work out
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? not really, also according to mom i should pay more attention to where she puts her things, so that when she forgets she can ask me. that is my job. aparently
18. What is the truest thing that you know? that alyssas math skills are crap
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape? takes clearer shape? am i a wad of clay?
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? hehah. no.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? im a taker i bet. i blame society and the milkman
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart? since when do i ever have anything to decide upon?
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? when i was skiing in this years winter olympics, i failed at my triple lutz whiry bob and i broke my big toe. it was tragic, and yogi bear signed my toe-cast.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? i dont really bother with that
25. Who have you hugged today? mr. pants, as he will always be my friend, whether he choses to accept that fact or not.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? you know today is still not over.. it would be nice if someone built me a pillow fortress.. -hint-
27. Do you have a lot to learn? not as much as alyssa. and her math.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? fuck you alyssa, because i jUST SO happen to be a champoin hulahooper, and the whole wishing thing.. i guess id wish that i could work better without losing interest, that i could instrument it up instead of sucking like i do, and also i wish i could learn how to make those iiitty biiiity ships in a bottle. now thats some amazing crap there.
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? probably how they make me feel, which is usually bad, or if it isnt it usually changes to bad quickly somehow
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? though i am an expert relationship guru... okay i have no clue
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? a house of my own that isnt full of rodents or partially burned down, maybe some glasses that dont make me look like a fool, aand that video game for nintendo where you have to make burgers. that looks like something i could master.
32. what three things would you want to die to avoid doing? actually theres not really anything id hate doing less than dying
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? ill figure something out
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: -not- beards
30's: chicken. nuggets.
40's: boats
50's: that poodle skirt that i happen to own in my closet
60's: tye dye and super bellbottoms
70's: disco-afro-inferno
80's: i was born. worship the era
90's: ripped pantaloons and hats, and partying like its 1999
2000: beards (yes i moved this up from the 20s, because beardy people are funny)
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why? right, im not sure whether or not the entire 30s were dedicated to chicken nuggets, but i sure hope they were. id go there.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? i used to listen to that oasis song 'whats the story morning glory' alot in my childhood, so i pick that, since i wasnt really up on the whole music scene backthen. and spice girls too. if thats a choice. i ate pringles at a spicegirl concert. once long ago.
37. If you could say any sentence to the president of the usa what would it be? "lets go get a manicure together" and then we would and i would help him choose out a nail color and then we would go and get dairy queen and laugh like old friends and then hed invite me to be vice president and i would change my name to Meat Loaf or somthing along those lines and people would adress me strictly as'Vice President Loaf' and then .
38. What's your favorite tv channel to watch in the middle of the night? adultswim but i guess thats not technically in the middle of the night, onc on comedycentral there was a show with puppets (not crankyankers) on at the wee hours of the morning. i forget what it was, but i remember being amused by it.
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? the talking tree in pocohontas. only she wasnt evil or a villain. but she was a talking tree, and im pretty sure that offers a large range of acting careers. she could be evil if she wanted to.
40. Have you ever been a girlscout/boyscout? PLANETARIUM SLEEPOVER PATCH on.my.bag. yes i was, and i remember that we made stuff with pipecleaners, and sat around and planned all these wonderful trips we were going to go on to exotic places (in massachusetts ofcourse) but never actually ended up going anywhere. also we had meetings in a place you had to go through a back alley to get to. we were actually kindof a failure as girl scout troops go.
41. If you were travelling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? BOATS ARE COOL. (yes they are)
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? lightswitch in the sky. did not your parents teach you ANYTHING?
43. What does your name mean? it means princess. woo. im not the only princess aparently. actually there are hundreds in my town alone. probably.
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outerspace? space. id like to find that guy who floated off the asteroid in deep impact. just frozen in space somewhere. we could be best friends.
45. Word association
what's the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
air: zooka
meat: -a-roni
different: better
pink: notcrap
deserve: not much
white: snow
elvis: "now tell me, are you the skinny elvis? or are you the fat elvis? because youve got no body and im.." "gimme the candy you KNOW who i AM"
cilantro: vaaat?
heart: lollipop
clash: outfit
pulp: fruit beverage
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be? Casper (gotta go with alyssas answer. human casper in the movie was surprisingly sexy for a ghost. also you can meet him alive or dead. hes a ghost.)
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous? ronald mcdonald is overrated, go for the hamburgaler. or grimace (when abby had her party at mcds i ate her candy grimace off her cake. he was tastyicious)
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? not everyday. abby has ruined everyday movies for me.. then there was thumbellina..
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? since im not a skank-gina like alyssa i dont have a person to do in the elevator. but if i did id bring him. that or a puzzle. of bob the builder.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? NO but one time i slapped a mouse out of mr. pants' mouth. i feel i did a good deed. he scurried off all happy like. infact i think i could become a professional life saver. like superman, or david dachovney.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..? silly words being where?
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? i fixed my old pants that had a hole in the butt. well not technically fixed, but the hole is gone.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? my babydoll that peed. even especially if you fed it blueberry fruit punch. which was a little odd.
54. How many tv's are in your house? one in every room. thats right, kitchen, moms room, living room, office, my room, abbys room, and the guest room. all except for the bathrooms. were not eccentric or rich or anything. we just happen to like tvs.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? puddlejump, dance in the night wearing sparkly green bra over clothes. you know, the usual.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? i feel cheated because i know theres not going to be a pot-o-gold at the end, because that stupid lucky leprechaun stole it all to make his sub-par cereal.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? alots
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? id be wrong alot. i should take that into consideration for a future profession.
59. What is your idea of paradise? i dont even think i can think about what it could maybe be. im all questioned out. something with alot of food. and not alot of the people that i hate.
60. Do you believe in heaven and if so what is it like? that commercial isnt cool whip, alyssa. it is very definitely whipped philadeplhia cream cheese. so take that.
61. Do you believe in Hell? -ahem-
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Sorry Im not that exciting. OH WAIT I bet most people havent dressed up as a tree, stolen a raft, and floated off into the middle of a pond. Well except sarah. (yes i have)
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? once i gave abby one of my cheese doodles. im a very kind person. in some way, im sure.
64. Are you a patient person? nonono
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? HAPPY LEIF ERRICCSON DAY. which i guess exists, but we should definitely CELEBRATE IT MORE.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? alot of them. for instance halloween rightfully shouldnt exist, but i love it anyway so who cares about rights.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? one was ASSAULTED?? AHAA
68. Where is the most fun place you have been? burger king playground, not ONLY do you get those cool crowns, but theres pushable blocks so you can barricade off all the small children.
69. Is your hair it's natural color? never is
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? im not very good at keeping secrets, but if i was i bet i would have some deep dark ones.
71. What is under your bed right now? a big piece of plastic board, reeses,
72. If you were in the land of oz would you want to live there or go home? do you even have to ask? i love the land of oz. and its yellow brickery.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? im not allowed to drive yet. and probably rightfully so.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? ifff you like to WALTZ WITH POTATOES up and down the PRODUCE AISLE... on and on, also the one abooot TERIYAKI BEEFF and so on.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? what i do im my own time to the tune of th ebay song is noones concern. i just like dancing to the ebay song. its got beat.
now theres chinese food downstairs. so iff i be going