Hay guys, what's going on in this journal?

This place fucking blows.

Dear all,
It has been brought to my attention that I do not own a copy of Super Mario all-Stars for the SNES. As this is a major issue and can only be resolved one of two ways, I would like to request that someone either give or sell me their copy so that I can continue with my life happily as it has been thusfar.

Yours Faithfully,
The IT

You cannot name a hurricane "Katrina".
A hurricane is supposed to sound menacing and dangerous.
Not like a little girl with pigtails and a minnie mouse skirt.

Things ( Read more... )

for some reason the computer wallpaper has turned into a cheetah. i couldnt tell you why, because noone in this house has ever shown a particular interest in cheetahs ( Read more... )

look at me updating like one of those people who doesnt neglect their lj ( Read more... )

right, i have no idea what is going on with the new update page, but i will try my hardest to adjust ( Read more... )

since im too lazy for a real update, here, take this.
it actually took a lot of my brain to remember anything that went on in my life after 4th and prior to 8th or 9th grade.

Tell one memory from each grade.
==PRESCHOOL== Kids & Co, i was in the blue room ALL THE TIME, but i really wanted to explore the mysterious boundaries of the green and pink ( Read more... )

Felatio sounds like the name of an attractive muscular spanish man.