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[outsidewindows]

[Lucifer is out and about. When he passes a child he hands it a stuffed toy. There are a few other seemingly random good acts: an extra tool, perhaps, or just a smile.

And then the smile shifts a little as he looks at the PCD.]

Witness the banality of kindness.

I was just kidding. [Elsewhere, offscreen, of course all the gifts are gone.] Now,

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[stepford_smiles]

There's some sort of joke going over my head, here.

[youllsayit]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[stepford_smiles]

You dislike people?

[youllsayit]

As a rule, yes.

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[population_ctrl]

I'm sure people would get very lazy.

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[youllsayit]

And we can't have that. you wouldn't know what to do with yourself, would you?

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[population_ctrl]

Oh, I'd find a way to pass the time.

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[youllsayit]

With expensive scotch and women?

video; i don't even have a laughing icon >|

[expunger]

[Guess who you haven't seen or heard from since the last event ended?

Guess who's laughing a little cruelly at your prank? It's not too mean- just the mildly harsh laughter of a catty woman getting a kick at someone else's expense.]

That would get so boring.

video; Raphael's face would shatter into a million pieces if she laughed.

[youllsayit]

[He likes making you laugh, sister dear. Even if it does take him a moment to be sure this is you]

You flatter me.

video; children would cry, men would gnash their teeth

[expunger]

I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

[outsidewindows]

And it's not even my birthday! Raphael, you've been drinking the Koolaid.

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[dancewithedevil]

[At first he has his hand clamped over his mouth, but his shoulders shaking kinda gives him away. Alright, serious time. No laughing Sam.]

Well, for starters I'd probably still be in college somewhere.

[But for some reason he doesn't seem upset.]

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[youllsayit]

Or dead in a car crash, or dropped out at sixteen because you were so bored with life you took to the bottle. The possibilities are endless.

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[dancewithedevil]

Then I never would have met such a beautiful person like you, Lucifer. And wouldn't that have just been sad?

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[outsidewindows]

Oh, I'm sure I'd still have picked you out of the bargain bin to wear around for giggles, Sam. You'd still be unique even if you were boring.

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[slayery]

Wow, way to be extremely rude.

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[youllsayit]

Did you want the bear, Buffy?

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[slayery]

I'd settle for you just being bearable. [ AHAHAHA - ahaha... ha. ]

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[youllsayit]

[He just smiles patiently]

Well if all you want is a hug...