The Tron story was apparently an April Fool's joke, that I, in my highly unstable ineptitude, fell for. Which is pretty awesome, when you think about it. But I apologize if I motivated any of you to rush and destroy your copies of the film; however, it's really your own fault and I accept no responsibility and will compensate you nothing for your ( Read more... )

If you're one of the few people in this country actually geeky enough to own a copy of the movie Tron, then you may be interested to know that the Office of Homeland Security has determined it to be a national security threat and seem to be attempting to confiscate all copies of the film from Disney and certain retailers. (They're claiming to want ( Read more... )

While I may (or may not) eventually make a real post in this journal, before any such thing can occur, I feel it is important to clear up a certain controversy which has sprung up recently regarding my sex life ( Read more... )

Children are the new religion in the western world. At one time in our questionable history (constantly revised and repackaged by modern sensibilities and wishful thinking) the most absurd, irrational, and atrocious acts were committed in the name of God and all his derivitives such as Patriotism, Manifest Destiny, and "Civilization". But God has ( Read more... )

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Women never cheat.
They just have relationships that coincidentally overlap.

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Because the people demand it, these are clips featuring your favorite cartoon characters in questionable circumstances, doing and saying questionable things, that will not likely be repeated in any sort of syndication or re-release, because, from our present-day sensibilities, they're kinda fucked-up ( Read more... )

Dear Americans ( Read more... )

I suppose I will start updating this again on more than a quarterly annual basis. Though I probably still won't be very user friendly because I've got problems. Mind pulverizing problems. I'll be fine though. Hopefully, this is all temporary. Shitfully, not perhaps, but who can predict these matters. Hazza! I say, HAZZA to it all ( Read more... )

If you die in the game, you die for real ( Read more... )

The truth hurts but lies destroy you ( Read more... )