100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[ovaryacting]

1.) Your hair flows like a waterfall down the craggy mountain which is your head.

2.) I would go to jail for you. Please let me go to jail for you.

3.) Let's play war. I'll lay down, and you have sex with my penis.

4.) I'm going to stare at your boobs now. Here I go.

5.) You can either go out with me or receive the beating of a lifetime. Choice is

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[anonymous]

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