The resemblance was uncanny, thought Rikuou, staring at the man sitting across from him, taking a sip of tea.
"Clearly what this camp needs is a little bit more structure, wouldn't you say so?" Kyouya remarked, adjusting his glasses for the umpteenth time that hour.
"You sure you don't have... let's say, a brother who works in pharmeceuticals? Because you remind me of someone I knew back home."
"Hardly," scoffed Kyouya. "Though our family does tend to deal in the hospitality business, your store sounds like such a small establishment. And smaller establishments are so hard to manage and maintain an adequate profit margin."
"Is that so?"
"It's really all boring numbers, surely you wouldn't care for it much." Kyouya set his tea down and leaned forward across the table. "Himura-san, how are you with accepting an odd job now and then?" Kyouya smiled, one sending slight shivers down Rikuou's spine.
After catching Oscar snickering behind his back for the 6th time this morning, Boyan finally had enough. "What is the matter that you must grin and silently mock me, Oscar?" He demanded, using his commander voice.
Oscar sighed, and grabbed a piece of paper that was stuck to his back. "Someone played a practical joke on you." He offered the flier for Boyan to read.
Boyan read the flier: I am woman, hear me roar! No really, I normally have breasts like this! Massive! Womanly and all! and a very... undecent photo of him attached. Instinctively, he know it was Xingba's fault and sighed. "Oscar, I didn't know you were such a fan of crude jokes."
"Normally I'm not, but when you've been wandering about camp for three hours now with that sign on, it does tend to get a wee bit amusing." Oscar replied with the flip of his hair.
"You're very well aware that I am a man."
"I know. Green penis and everything."
Boyan sighed again. This was going to be a long day. Then he promptly proceeded to show Oscar how much of a man he
( ... )
And since I couldn't get that image OUT OF MY HEAD... you get to go first. Ass.It was a normal sunshiney camp day. The zombies were moaning, the toucans were having sex under people's windows, and Ash was offering milk to new, unsuspecting campers
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"Clearly what this camp needs is a little bit more structure, wouldn't you say so?" Kyouya remarked, adjusting his glasses for the umpteenth time that hour.
"You sure you don't have... let's say, a brother who works in pharmeceuticals? Because you remind me of someone I knew back home."
"Hardly," scoffed Kyouya. "Though our family does tend to deal in the hospitality business, your store sounds like such a small establishment. And smaller establishments are so hard to manage and maintain an adequate profit margin."
"Is that so?"
"It's really all boring numbers, surely you wouldn't care for it much." Kyouya set his tea down and leaned forward across the table. "Himura-san, how are you with accepting an odd job now and then?" Kyouya smiled, one sending slight shivers down Rikuou's spine.
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Lu/Oscar.
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Oscar sighed, and grabbed a piece of paper that was stuck to his back. "Someone played a practical joke on you." He offered the flier for Boyan to read.
Boyan read the flier: I am woman, hear me roar! No really, I normally have breasts like this! Massive! Womanly and all! and a very... undecent photo of him attached. Instinctively, he know it was Xingba's fault and sighed. "Oscar, I didn't know you were such a fan of crude jokes."
"Normally I'm not, but when you've been wandering about camp for three hours now with that sign on, it does tend to get a wee bit amusing." Oscar replied with the flip of his hair.
"You're very well aware that I am a man."
"I know. Green penis and everything."
Boyan sighed again. This was going to be a long day. Then he promptly proceeded to show Oscar how much of a man he ( ... )
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Himegina and Papakku antics (yes, exactly as it sounds >D), prompt is pseudo-divorce gone wrong. ♥
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Hime-sama I know I love you now, marry me. ♥
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Sentience is optional.
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BWHAHAHAHAHA.
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Hair-possessing subjects cannot be Oscar or Yumi, extra bonus points if it's River, cause I'm a ho like that.
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