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[overgrown_bat]

My day was spent toiling over incoherent essays by the third years. I fervently remember a particular essay by a third year saying that unicorns were "cute" and we should "not cut off their horns."

Cute.Cuteness is abhorrent and should be restricted only to the vocabulary of giggly little eleven year old airheaded brats

Comments

[raine_0n_me]

Oh, come on Professor! Where's your sense of propriety?

[kel_cat_lover]

Oh, come on Severus. It's not going to be that bad.

[clumsyandcool]

How about a nice Foxtrot, then?

[lavenderglam]

But Professor!!! Unicorns ARE cute! Why should we cut off their horns, that is sooooo gross.

Though, I saw this AWESOME unicorn horn tiara? Wow, so fetch.

[hogmywarts]

Why Severus, I am most surprised to hear you bashfully and determinedly downplaying your tango.

You are going to have a delightful time at the ball. You musn't be so modest for my sake, my dear Severus. Professor Tonks is quite the lucky young woman.