*I cut my hand open...I need stitches =(*

[overhated]

I went to this site and all I got was this crappy fortune:

You may want to induce vomiting.
Get your fortune here!

I went to this site and all I got was this crappy fortune:

You will have consumed 6 pounds of wang by the weeks end.
Get your fortune here!

I went to this site and all I got was this crappy fortune:

Ride the snake!
Get your fortune here!