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"she's not even in hell yet. just mexico." -amy.

in keeping with my old tradition of posting awesome jokes:

A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS. ( Read more... )

TheTenYearPlan: some days, i tyhink you are a goober
TheTenYearPlan: then other days i think you are the sweetest, kindest, lazyest person i know

i think alot of times my dislike for things that everyone else loves comes off as an attempt at being non conformist, but in reality its just that people tend to go nuts over some pretty sucky things.

kudos to anyone who gave blood. you have more guts than i do. (though technically a pint less.)

dear person who might read this (but i really doubt it ( Read more... )

i seem to be the only person i know that doesnt want to see bruce almighty.

i found out tonight that the most effective way of killing a little colony of fruit flies is to get a sock in both hands, sneak up on them when theyre sitting, then flail your arms around and spin in circles while screaming HI-YA.

last night, was stupid. yet so fun ( Read more... )