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Me: I wanna see what high!KURT was up to XD
Dai: Ffff. Buying stuff off of QVC? XD
Me: XD YES.
Me: He'd call Mercedes up like "MERCEDES. MERCEDES? I THINK I JUST BOUGHT SEVEN JACK LALANNE POWER JUICERS."
Dai: XDDDD /DIES
Me: "SEVEN'S A LUCKY NUMBER YOU KNOW. AND YOU KNOW I LOVE MY JUICE. Maybe I should get another. You know, a backup. In case one breaks. OH MY GOD THEY'RE SELLING ERGONOMIC ROTATING-HEAD PEELERS. I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK."
Dai: Ohgod. I just imagined HIGH!Kurt redecorating his basement, hardcore. Burt's like '...where are my tools?' '*POWERSAW NOISE IN BACKGROUND*'
Me: HAHAHA YES.
Dai: AND BURT COMES RUNNING.
Me: AND KURT'S THERE DUAL-WIELDING POWER-DRILLS
Dai: Like: '>DDDD'
Me: Yes XD
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, DAD. I. I HAVE A VISION. And that back wall needs to go. >DD"
Dai: Yeesssss. XDDD
Dai: 'son, put the powersaw down. NOWAIT TURN IT OFF FIRST'
Me: And it'd make a big slice in the floor and Kurt would be like ".........BRILLIANT. I CAN TURN THIS INTO A FIRE PIT."
Dai: And then he starts making these massive sketches of it on the wall with chalk. XD
Me: And Burt would just be like "..........what."
Dai: And Kurt would be all 'I AM A GENIUS. HAND ME MY PHONE, I'M CALLING CRIBS.'
Me: Burt: No, you're GOING TO BED.
Dai: 'what NO, MY VISION, MY SKETCHES, DON'T COVER THEM UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING /SOB'
Me: Burt: Also you're grounded. B|
I AM WORKING ON THOSE FICS, I PROMISE. XD