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[overlordinate]

[Filtered from Kyoko, and Asuka and Beryl for good measure]

I've gotta find a way to keep that maniac and her horrible body away from me! What kind of way is this for a demon to live? Nngh...

Well, you know what? I'm hiring a damn bodyguard! Remember, I'm probably stronger than you. I just need someone to cover for my weaknesses, okay?

Comments

[not_in_windows]

I nominate the shrine maiden.

[pet_moonrabbit]

I second that motion.

I probably shouldn't, but...

[reply to both]

[overlordinate]

I get the feeling she's not quite flat enough for this to be a rational solution.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Actually, we're picking on her more than you. She's not big at all. She is pretty much flat.

Well, either way, you don't want to get near her. She can be pretty violent, especially when an Incident is going on.

[peachhat]

So, you're looking for someone who fights powerful demons.

...

[peachhat]

PICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKMEPICKME!

[overlordinate]

Let's try some psychological screening first.

[peachhat]

Why? There's demons that need fighting. I'm perfectly willing to do that.

[prodesto_demon]

Sexy bodies are your weakness, huh?

[overlordinate]

Don't get any funny ideas!

[prodesto_demon]

Hahahaha. I'm just gonna keep this one in mind.

[overlordinate]

Feh. You couldn't take advantage of it by yourself, anyway. Good luck making busty friends.

[middest_boss]

Well... there is always moi!

[overlordinate]

...Do I hate myself enough to...

...I'll think about it. There's gotta be somebody else willing to beat her senseless if she comes near me.

[middest_boss]

Errr... beat who senseless again? I wasn't really paying attention to the requirements.

[overlordinate]

That psycho Evil Academy ninja with the giant boobs! She's gonna kill me one of these days!

[maocontent]

To this day I still don't understand the merits of DFC over delicious mounds.

But you must have some sort of psychological problem so ha ha!

1/2

[overlordinate]

There's nothing psychological about it! It's like getting punched in the--

2/2

[overlordinate]

Wait.

Do I even want to know what DFC stands for?

Re: 2/2

[maocontent]

Delicious Flat Chest!