I've been meaning to do this forever

[overlordinate]

"Contact a Super Hero," huh... Talk about morbid curiosity.

...What's the worst that could happen? I'm doing it!

[beep beep beep beep beep beep beep]

[ring... ring... click]

"I'm on my way!"

Wait, what? I didn't even say where I--

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[the_nether_mods]

There's no need to fear! SUPER NETHERMAN is here!

[overlordinate]

...

Okay, that's one cell phone that's useless. At least I've confirmed that.

[the_nether_mods]

Hm! I've noticed that you are in little to no danger, citizen! Curious, considering you chose to contact me!

[overlordinate]

Just as an experiment. You can go home now.

[loyalbatmonkeys]

[Snickers]

[overlordinate]

Shut the hell up.

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Maybe I should get one for myself; I need to fight a hero sometime.

[overlordinate]

Watch out. He's, uh...

He's fast.

[the_strongerest]

Did a hero show up?

WAS HE AWESOME?

[overlordinate]

Yes, and not even a little.

[the_strongerest]

That's dumb. How do you know it was a real hero?

[overlordinate]

I think he was more of a Dark Hero--you know, a normal demon but dumber and constantly seeking attention.

[rose_liberated]

...

What did I just see?

[overlordinate]

Hopefully nothing.

[rose_liberated]

Don't be cheeky with me. I can guess what happened here, but I would rather hear it from you.

[overlordinate]

I summoned "Super Netherman" and it was a stupid waste of time. That's all.

[overlordinate]

Annoying and embarassing, that's what it was.

[overlordinate]

A... hero, I guess.