there's no need to hesitate, our time is short

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someone called bear grylls just bashed a lizard to death against a tree on my television.

...

what?

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Bear Grylls: The BasicsUsed to be in the British Special Forces

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caro, he was cracking my shit up for srs. i'm completely in love.

[cakeface]

I gotta tell ya, over here in the UK they have another guy who's all with the survival and things, 'out in the wild', and I'm like, does he do pushups naked after jumping into semi-frozen mountain streams? Does he eat frogs whole? Does he pee on a shirt and put it on his head? Does he climb crazy desert cave things and swim with decomposing animals?

NO HE DOES NOT. BEAR GRYLLS WINZ.

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did he catch a poisonous snake, cut off its head and eat it raw? cause bear did.

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Bear can be fake as a fake thing, fake like Ashlee Simpson's hair colour, and I will never, ever, ever care. oh, Bear. I love the guy, even knowing everything that might otherwise make me not do so. *thumps his head*

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i adore him.