Calc My Heart
TITLE: Calc My Heart
RATING: PG-13 for dirty Calculus jokes XD
GENRE: Humor and Slight AU
CHARACTERS: Schoolboys!Eunhae
SUMMARY: Donghae is miserable at Calculus
NOTES: OKay. This is what happens when you go through 3 straight days of breathing, eating and sleeping Calculus. I don't recommend studying for a Calc exam last minute because this is the result. XP
"I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves."
Donghae looked up at his friend in surprise. "HUHH?" He cried out. Calculus was Donghae's worst subject and he didn't need to be reminded of the stupid course from random sayings from his friend.
Eunhyuk looked at him curiously. "You don't know what that means?"
"Of course, I don't know! I don't even know what an integral is," Donghae said, as he cleared up his sheets.
"Oh," Eunhyuk's face fell, as he heard this.
"You know that Calculus is my worst subject," Donghae said as he readjusted his backpack strap.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot," Eunhyuk said, with a small and forced smile.
Donghae narrowed his eyes."Okay, let's go out and eat."
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"Hey Donghae, do you want to Squeeze my Theorem while you poly my nomial?" Eunhyuk said casually, as he sat in front of Donghae with his lunch.
Donghae looked up at Eunhyuk with a very confused face. "What is this? You're such a nerd, Eunhyuk, stop telling Calculus jokes!"
Eunhyuk smiled, and continued eating his lunch.
“What the hell? What’s a Squeeze Theorem and how do you poly a nomial? Is it even possible to poly something?” Donghae thought to himself. Calculus was such a pain.
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"Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, I want to go all the way with you," Eunhyuk said, as he went to sit beside Donghae to study.
Donghae looked up at Eunhyuk with wide eyes, clearly getting angry and flustered. "Eunhyuk! I told you! I don't know any of this infinity, velcoity, integrals stuff!"
Eunhyuk nodded and smiled, and passed his notes from the day to Donghae. He didn't say another Calculus joke for the rest of the day.
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“Ah, I wonder what that babo was talking about,” Donghae thought to himself. He was at home after a long study session of History with Eunhyuk. His friend was acting very strangely these days, telling lame Calculus jokes that he obviously didn't understand.
Donghae looked to his desk. He saw a pile of Calculus textbooks dead centre. He had always said he would start some of the Calculus homework, but after he saw that pile of books, he ended up either sleeping, eating or watching a Korean drama. Speaking of which, he had to find out if the sister's friend's brother was actually a secret assassin who was supposed to kill his wife's mother.
It was a hard choice. A moral dilemma, he'd like to say. Korean drama or Calculus homework. He looked from the TV to the Calculus textbooks and from the textbooks to TV. "AISH!" Donghae cried out. He really wanted to hit his head against his bedroom wall a couple of times right now. Life was so complicated.
The nerd in Donghae eventually won out. He went to sit at his desk and opened his Calculus textbook. “Okay, page 1, the integral is the the area of space underneath a curve ... eh?” Donghae narrowed his eyes and reread the sentence.
"Underneath a curve? Wait, so what was Eunhyuk's joke? Wishing he was an integral so he could be the space under my curve?" Donghae's eyes widened slightly, but he continued reading.
”The Squeeze Theorem ... whoa that sounds a bit dirty ... I wonder if-OHMYGOD!” Donghae came to the sudden realization of what Eunhyuk had implied with his Theorem joke, and continued on with the readings.
“A polynomial is the sum of all monomials,” Donghae looked at the words with slight confusing and his nose scrunched up. "Huh? He wants to poly my no--oh my goodness," Donghae said as he put his hands on his suddenly very warm cheeks.
Donghae then looked at a graph of velocity vs. time and it seemed to continue on and on, thus trying to reach infinity. And, Eunhyuk said that he wanted to go all the way with him? "Well, I think this effectively ruins any kind of normal friendship with Eunhyuk," Donghae said out loud. Who would've thought there were so many perverted Calculus jokes.
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"Donghae, nice asymptote!" Eunhyuk said, pleasantly, as he sat beside him on the bus.
"Thanks," Donghae said politely.
Eunhyuk looked at him in shock.
"Oh, yeah, I was going to ask you, I don't know if you're in my range, but I was wondering if you’d like to come to my domain, tonight?" Donghae said, as he gathered his things to get off his stop.
Eunhyuk stared at him with his mouth wide open.
Donghae smiled and said, "Get back to me on that."
RATING: PG-13 for dirty Calculus jokes XD
GENRE: Humor and Slight AU
CHARACTERS: Schoolboys!Eunhae
SUMMARY: Donghae is miserable at Calculus
NOTES: OKay. This is what happens when you go through 3 straight days of breathing, eating and sleeping Calculus. I don't recommend studying for a Calc exam last minute because this is the result. XP
"I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves."
Donghae looked up at his friend in surprise. "HUHH?" He cried out. Calculus was Donghae's worst subject and he didn't need to be reminded of the stupid course from random sayings from his friend.
Eunhyuk looked at him curiously. "You don't know what that means?"
"Of course, I don't know! I don't even know what an integral is," Donghae said, as he cleared up his sheets.
"Oh," Eunhyuk's face fell, as he heard this.
"You know that Calculus is my worst subject," Donghae said as he readjusted his backpack strap.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot," Eunhyuk said, with a small and forced smile.
Donghae narrowed his eyes."Okay, let's go out and eat."
====
"Hey Donghae, do you want to Squeeze my Theorem while you poly my nomial?" Eunhyuk said casually, as he sat in front of Donghae with his lunch.
Donghae looked up at Eunhyuk with a very confused face. "What is this? You're such a nerd, Eunhyuk, stop telling Calculus jokes!"
Eunhyuk smiled, and continued eating his lunch.
“What the hell? What’s a Squeeze Theorem and how do you poly a nomial? Is it even possible to poly something?” Donghae thought to himself. Calculus was such a pain.
===
"Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, I want to go all the way with you," Eunhyuk said, as he went to sit beside Donghae to study.
Donghae looked up at Eunhyuk with wide eyes, clearly getting angry and flustered. "Eunhyuk! I told you! I don't know any of this infinity, velcoity, integrals stuff!"
Eunhyuk nodded and smiled, and passed his notes from the day to Donghae. He didn't say another Calculus joke for the rest of the day.
====
“Ah, I wonder what that babo was talking about,” Donghae thought to himself. He was at home after a long study session of History with Eunhyuk. His friend was acting very strangely these days, telling lame Calculus jokes that he obviously didn't understand.
Donghae looked to his desk. He saw a pile of Calculus textbooks dead centre. He had always said he would start some of the Calculus homework, but after he saw that pile of books, he ended up either sleeping, eating or watching a Korean drama. Speaking of which, he had to find out if the sister's friend's brother was actually a secret assassin who was supposed to kill his wife's mother.
It was a hard choice. A moral dilemma, he'd like to say. Korean drama or Calculus homework. He looked from the TV to the Calculus textbooks and from the textbooks to TV. "AISH!" Donghae cried out. He really wanted to hit his head against his bedroom wall a couple of times right now. Life was so complicated.
The nerd in Donghae eventually won out. He went to sit at his desk and opened his Calculus textbook. “Okay, page 1, the integral is the the area of space underneath a curve ... eh?” Donghae narrowed his eyes and reread the sentence.
"Underneath a curve? Wait, so what was Eunhyuk's joke? Wishing he was an integral so he could be the space under my curve?" Donghae's eyes widened slightly, but he continued reading.
”The Squeeze Theorem ... whoa that sounds a bit dirty ... I wonder if-OHMYGOD!” Donghae came to the sudden realization of what Eunhyuk had implied with his Theorem joke, and continued on with the readings.
“A polynomial is the sum of all monomials,” Donghae looked at the words with slight confusing and his nose scrunched up. "Huh? He wants to poly my no--oh my goodness," Donghae said as he put his hands on his suddenly very warm cheeks.
Donghae then looked at a graph of velocity vs. time and it seemed to continue on and on, thus trying to reach infinity. And, Eunhyuk said that he wanted to go all the way with him? "Well, I think this effectively ruins any kind of normal friendship with Eunhyuk," Donghae said out loud. Who would've thought there were so many perverted Calculus jokes.
----
"Donghae, nice asymptote!" Eunhyuk said, pleasantly, as he sat beside him on the bus.
"Thanks," Donghae said politely.
Eunhyuk looked at him in shock.
"Oh, yeah, I was going to ask you, I don't know if you're in my range, but I was wondering if you’d like to come to my domain, tonight?" Donghae said, as he gathered his things to get off his stop.
Eunhyuk stared at him with his mouth wide open.
Donghae smiled and said, "Get back to me on that."