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[ovoretherainbow]

So I was threading with Rolan yesterday and today, and he called Cielo out on one of his major weaknesses. And it made me want to essay a little.

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[wasaredherring]

... so. I can ask for horrible Gallacher/lousie, yes?

[ovoretherainbow]

.......................yes. BUT I WILL GET MY REVENGE

"Louise-sama!"

Louise looked up from thrusting into Zhores steadily, without stopping. "What is it, Gallacher?" The chill in his voice made it clear how he felt about being interrupted at a time like this, and Gallacher shuddered at the price he would have to pay.

"Forgive me, Louise-sama! But the National Association of Yaoi has declared that no longer can both members of a couple be slender. The punishment for doing so..." He trailed off, openly weeping. "The one with long hair become a woman! Please, Louise-sama! Take me before that happens!"

Gallacher spread his naked legs at Louise invitingly. The sight made Louise wilt. "I will not"But Louise-sama! Your penis

[wasaredherring]

. . . You know this means war, right?

[ovoretherainbow]

Does this mean you'll write me horrifying porn drabbles back? :D

[samsera]

write me a porny terrifying drabble

Also, what orange item of cabin stuff should Sera get for the Embrycabin in order to lure Argilla back. I am thinking bedsheets.

[ovoretherainbow]

Orange bedsheets would be awesome! That way when we adopt people into the Embryon we can tie them up in orange bedsheets to show how they're ours. Also next Christmas we should bake an orange gingerbread house and declare it Embryon territory.

Porny terrifying drabble will come after I've finished Zhores'! Do you have any preferences?

[samsera]

Oh man. We should do that for Christmas in July. It'll be near Sera's year anniversary in camp anyway.

Hn. Nah, surprise me. You if anyone know my taste in terrifying.

[ovoretherainbow]

Clearly the Embryon should combine it and give her a Christmas in July anniversary party!

The Jailer removed the flesh from the can carefully, even reverently. It jiggled softly in his hand. It was perfect. He had chosen this meal himself - a sweet-faced Lokapala boy that he'd killed personally. A stray comment from the other cell had told him that this was the boy's fifteenth birthday. The Jailer had never tasted the flesh of a birthday boy before, and trembled at the thought. He'd watched the boy go through the machine, slowly turning from a recognizable fifteen year old into nothing more than a can of processed meat that he brought back down to his bloody lair. He inhaled the scent deeply one last time, savouring the bloody scent underlaid with the slightest hint of boy before devouring it in a single bite.

It was the most delicious meal he'd ever had.

[tobethemiracle]

tee hee.

[ovoretherainbow]

Yay for topping me?