ahgoihwethoaghiaowteh!!!1
I slept a maximum of three hours last night. Three. AGAIN. Except, it could have been two, even, because I'm not sure if I fell asleep at 3 o'clock or 4 o'clock. AND I WOKE UP AT 6 INSTEAD OF 7. WHY.
Fuck fiction writing today, kay. I am dropping my short story off at the mustache guy's box and saying screw that class. Because I am not sitting in one place for 3.5 hours until 7:30 tonight while he yaps at us and we read other people's crappy fiction. I'm too tired for that.
I will be napping once I get off work at 3:30. Possibly forever. If I can sleep.
I don't even know why I couldn't D: I had no desire to sleep last night, though. I went to bed ANYWAY and by midnight I was tired, but did I fall asleep? NO. I SPENT SEVEN FREAKING HOURS LAYING IN MY BED. IT JUST GOT DOWNRIGHT BORING AFTER THE FIRST THREE.
And right now I feel awake. Mostly. And that aggravates me a lot, because DAMMIT, I went through a lot of grief trying to sleep last night!
Do you know how long it takes to digest a banana on an empty stomach? AN HOUR. I know that CAUSE I ATE ONE AT MIDNIGHT AND MY STOMACH WAS EATING ITSELF AGAIN BY 1 AM.
I'm not the kind of person that pulls all-nighters. I am the kind of person who goes to bed early just so I can get eight hours of sleep. I like it. Eight hours is good. Two hours makes me want to punch babies.
At least my hair is impeccable u_u;