Top 5 "Me and My Dick" songs
In chronological order, as I am rather bad at making decisions like this.
Under the cut for length and such
1. Me and My Dick
People say, "How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
And I just tell 'em, "Hey!
It's me and my dick"
2. Ready to Go
I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change, and the strange thing is
It's part of me
My hormones are freaking out
And I think I'm gonna blow
3. There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick
You can play with that dildo
Till it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick
4. Even Though
I thought I wanted someone
Perfect as could be
When what I needed was the one
Who is perfect for me
5. Big T's Temptation
Take a look at what you see
I'll bet you've never seen a dick so fine
I've been blessed with style and length
I'm the pinnacle of god's design
Under the cut for length and such
1. Me and My Dick
People say, "How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
And I just tell 'em, "Hey!
It's me and my dick"
2. Ready to Go
I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change, and the strange thing is
It's part of me
My hormones are freaking out
And I think I'm gonna blow
3. There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick
You can play with that dildo
Till it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick
4. Even Though
I thought I wanted someone
Perfect as could be
When what I needed was the one
Who is perfect for me
5. Big T's Temptation
Take a look at what you see
I'll bet you've never seen a dick so fine
I've been blessed with style and length
I'm the pinnacle of god's design