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Apr 02, 2006 22:11

I just got back from Walmart, buying a few items. I was waiting in line for 10 min because apparently everyone decides they need groceries at 945PM, when this guy walks up and stands in line behind me. After about 5 min he taps on my shoulder and tells me that I would be "rather pretty" if I lost some weight and wasnt so broad shouldered. Now ( Read more... )

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tusilverscreen April 3 2006, 14:42:57 UTC

Old shoppers SUCK! I told you about that one guy that tried to side-cut me in the deli line when I was home a long time ago? I had been standing in line and he TRIED (he even had a cane and couldn't walk fast!). Then he stood RIGHT next to me the entire time as I was ordering my sandwich and my sister's sandwich saying, "are you SURE that's what she wants?"..... "don't get it wrong!".... "don't screw it up!"... "are you SURE she wants that?".... uh yes, thats' why i'm ordering it. retard.

owkidneypunch April 3 2006, 18:23:20 UTC

that's hilarious and you never told me that story

tusilverscreen April 3 2006, 19:42:18 UTC

I probably wouldn't have been so pissed if I didn't have to deal with a lady RIGHT before that. As I was walking to the line, this lady with her 5 children beat me to the line... FIVE children!!! complete with one of those SUV buggy things you can push for kids. So I had to stand there while her youngest baby sat there and smiled at me... creepy.

So it took her forever to gather her kids and get out of the way for me to move forward, and that's when the OLD GUY tried to beat me. He saw his chance, tried to take it, and failed.