I have bag balm. It's my mother's fix-all. It's made for cows, perv. Bag like utter. And no, neither me nor my mother are cows, though I'm looking more and more like one everyday.
Anyway, it's MISTER Perv, to you...I've worked very hard to be the suave, debonair sophisticate that I am and I'd NEVER stoop to making crude, licentious remarks to such a refined young woman such as yourself.....When in the company of an irresistible woman, I'm on my best behavior. Like, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet." Or, "I may not be Fred Flintstone but Baby, I can sure make your Bedrock!!"
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Anyway, it's MISTER Perv, to you...I've worked very hard to be the suave, debonair sophisticate that I am and I'd NEVER stoop to making crude, licentious remarks to such a refined young woman such as yourself.....When in the company of an irresistible woman, I'm on my best behavior. Like, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet." Or, "I may not be Fred Flintstone but Baby, I can sure make your Bedrock!!"
Ahem.....
Thank you, thank you very much...
Steve has left the building....
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And do you know why it's illegal?
..No, you're wrong.. It's because it is a form of opium!
I learned that today.... Along with how to make LSD.... Hehe... My friends are such criminals. :P
Just thought I'd share.
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Of course, so am I but I do it in the privacy of my own home......wow, the colors!!!
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My mom, however, is coming over in a couple of weeks. Which means that she is bringing the car. YAY!!
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