100 Random Facts about Zack
1. Several years ago I cut some duct tape in a certain pattern and stuck it to my face. It went from my forehead, across my left eye, to the top of my left cheek. Then I went and tanned; it looked freakin awesome.
2. I adapt easily to problems, thanks to living with my dad.
3. For the most, I hate piercings. I think they only look good on punks, goths, and skaters. In "normal" people, I only like ears on girls, and nothing on guys.
4. People who want cosmetic surgery piss me off.
5. For the longest time, I thought my middle name was David. When I found out it was really Daniel, I wished it was David.
6. The only book I've never finished because it sucked so bad is Harry Potter.
7. I am nocturnal.
8. Zebra cakes are my kryptonite.
9. Tan is a stupid color. I hate it, and I will never wear unless it's part of a uniform.
10. If I could play an instrument, I'd start a band without hesitation.
11. Four years ago a friend had a cow suit. I borrowed it and spent a couple hours doing BMX tricks in the street until I passed out from heat exhaustion. Those suits are hot!
12. I love going to parties with alcohol. I never get drunk and hardly ever drink anything. I have too much fun messing with the people who do.
13. A friend swears that I accidently hypnotized her. What's strange is that I don't remember that, and how would she know if I did it. I say she did it to me, or she's just making up BS.
14. I only had two friends at my job at the library, mostly because I didn't hide the fact that I'm conservative.
15. I love pictures, they make me happy.
16. I always thought it'd be fun to write an autobiography. I started once, but then put it down and picked it back up a while later.
17. I spent a half hour last summer trying to to figure out what happens when you spray bug repellant on an insect. Results: inconclusive. Also, 3 bites and one sting.
18. I love reading stories of ancient mythologies.
19. 99% of my parent's accusations are wrong.
20. When I really think about it, I don't have a favorite color.
21. I got accused of being racist when I mentioned how the v-chip on one of our TVs would block CMT but not BET
22. I broke into a friend's house when I was in sixth grade. Four times. I didn't steal anything or nothin. I only got caught because my accomplice tried to do it again on his own and got caught, and then told on me.
23. I love Pez. I think I still have a stormtrooper pez despenser. Love that thing...
24. If I could be given two tickets to a concert of any band, it'd be System of a Down.
25. I played the harmonica until I was 10. I was okay.
26. My friend's dad who lived down the street from me in Oklahoma killed 4 people 3 months after we moved to Germany. He was also found to me a pedophile, and later criminally insane.
27. When Clinton was president, my mom found out that one of Hillary's cousins she liked to visit was named "Zachary." She jokingly said that we should change my name. I thought she was serious and I spent about 10 days thinking of what I'd like to be named.
28. I usually keep wearing the same pants day after day until they get too dirty, and then change to a different pair and repeat.
29. The only thing I hate about the internet is how people pick fights because they use the anonymity of the universe. I'd like to do what Jay and Silent Bob do at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
30. I would love to go skydiving, bungee jumping, or base jumping.
31. People call me a pyromaniac, but I prefer to say that I'm pyrophilic.
32. I used to have a stuffed dog when I was little, called "Mopsey," I think. About a year ago I remembered him, and asked my mom about him. Ends up, Meghan lost him a couple years ago. I don't know why, but I was prepared to torch her room after that.
33. I hate horror movies. Not because they're scary or whatever. It's just because they're so stupid and devoid of any plot, characterization, or anything.
34. I'm always in search of a new high.
35. The two times I've been close to death were in Dayton. First, I got caught in the crossfire of a gang battle. The second was when I had appendicitis. I was told that if I had come in to the ER an hour later, I would have died. Either that or if their processing was any slower...
36. I've always been good at basketball because I'm good at math. I'm good at angles and all that stuff so it's always been easy for me to make baskets. I hate both basketball and math.
37. The language class I took annoyed me, but I'm very glad I took it.
38. I've always liked history, but I didn't realize it until 4 years ago...
39. Porn doesn't really arouse me. It did when I was 14 but if I were to go onto it now, I'd get bored. I'm an abnormal male.
40. For a while I was very exestential, wondering if I was the only person alive. I knew I really existed, but I had no proof that anybody else did.
41. I seriously doubt that we ever landed on the moon.
42. My favorite number is 23.
43. I used to like children and the elderly, until I got a job at Kroger...
44. I had my first cigarette when I was 14. Me and a couple friends stole them from a dad. We thought we were badasses.
45. I hate abortion and want to grab pro-choice people by the shoulders and shake them vigorously.
46. I have two poems in publications. It sounds real special but it really wasn't. Just some asshole decided he could make alot of money out of parents' pride in their kids by putting poetry in nationally published books and then making you buy it. (Thanks for my false sense of accomplishment, bastards...)
47. For some reason, any time somebody asked me to get them a hot drink, I'd make two, and put some flammable liquid in one and light it on fire. I'd then take the flaming one to them and warn them "To be careful, it's hot." I dunno, I guess I got a kick from that or something. I'd then put the fire out and give him the real drink.
48. During the first semester here, I was blamed for putting a dead squirrel in a urinal. I still swear that I didn't do it. However, I'll admit that that does sound like something I'd do...
49. I love elevators. I've farted and blamed it on the only other person there, I've faced the back, I've stood right next to the only person in there, scowled at person who took it for only one floor, and tried crushing people with the "close door" button. (Although it's fun and scares the crap out of people, it doesn't work.)
50. For some reason, opera music soothes me.
51. I've been on tv twice.
52. I drove a red '95 Geo Storm. It had a couple rust spots, one was the bottom part of the door frame on the passenger side. I didn't think about it when I drove it, but I was paranoid when I was the passenger. I thought that the frame would snap when we were driving.
53. I never learned what "phat" stood for, yet still used it.
54. Gremlins scared me when I first saw it. What parent lets their 5-year-old watch that?
55. I have a 14-year-old sister who has annoyed me every day of my life, until last July.
56. I used to be a coffee addict until I learned the error of my ways. I've trained myself, and now, it tastes like crap to me, just like it did the first time I had it.
57. I used to hate smileys, but for some reason I changed...I don't know when or why.
58. I've had lots of dreams with Mel Gibson in them. I blame my mom.
59. I hate Maryland, and I don't know why.
60. I always have a knife on me. It's either a switchblade in my pocket or a four-inch boot/throwing knife strapped to my lower calf.
61. I once had a crush on a girl for 18 months before finding out she was a lesbian.
62. To me, cleaning bathrooms was "getting out of work" at Kroger. I'm not a people person.
63. A friend and I poured gasoline all over this guy's lawn and lit it on fire. Two days before we saw the guy come out in a white robe and hood and that he was in the KKK. It was freaking awesome, but now I think that was a little much.
64. I'm an indoor person. If you ask me why I don't go outside, I'll probably tell you "I'm just so smart that I can communicate telepathically with plants, so going outside is unneccesary." Nature sucks and is overrated.
65. I only have 15 entries on my cell phone. I hate that dang thing...
66. I set off the fire alarm in the break room at Kroger. I was playing with a can of Axe and a zippo. Dang flies.
67. I have made at least three dozen friends online. I have only met two.
68. I've been shot at three separate times.
69. Sometimes when I'm alone, I turn off all the lights in my living room and rock out, screaming at the top of my lungs, and sometimes I even dance. Dancing makes me feel really good.
70. I took swimming and gymnastics classes when I was 5 or so. I got in trouble in gymnastics cuz I would turn off the lights (the room had no windows). I guess it was amusing to me to hear 20 or so small children scream bloody murder.
71. I will always be conservative, and I challenge anybody to change me.
72. I never understood people who are virgins, and then have sex a month before their wedding.
73. If I could have any pets, I'd have two ravens. I'd name one Hugin and the other Munin, and I'd teach them to say "nevermore."
74. I think about and analyze things much more than needed.
75. I've cut down 8 trees. I'm sure a couple are still lying there in the woods near my old house in Dayton.
76. Having only the essentials is more appealing to me than having excessive material goods.
77. I actually find the majority of anime annoying, yet my favorite shows are anime.
78. I've never had dandruff until august of last year, when I got my military cut.
79. People have told me that I look better without the long hair, sideburns, and goatee. I usually tell them to go screw themselves.
80. When I was little, I was addicted to peanut butter. I got caught sticking my finger in the jar from time to time.
81. Sometimes when I start laughing about something, it's hard to get out of my head and I keep laughing about it. Sometimes I have to leave the room.
82. I once laughed for almost 10 minutes straight. I was there with friends, and from the first laugh to the last "fooooo..." in that bout, it lasted about a half hour of non-stop laughter.
83. I hate John Mayer. I'm sure he's an okay musician, but when I flew down to Phoenix in November, they kept playing one of his music videos before we taxied onto the runway. I hate him because of that experience.
84. I never understood why people think they have to get married. I think that's why we have so many divorces: they think they have to get married by they turn 23 and end up with some loser/idiot that they realize they hate, 6 years down the road.
85. My favorite chips are Cooler Ranch, but Pringles, it's Sour Cream and Onion.
86. I hate feet, but I love Kandace's for some reason.
87. I really want to take a big road trip by myself and just go wherever the road takes me. I need an escape and some self-time really bad.
88. I got really pissed and caused a disturbance in a grocery store and got threatened to be removed. I was agitated to begin with, and a card that read "Congratulations on Your Divorce" did just enough to push me to that breaking point.
89. In New Mexico, I had 6 goldfish, because they kept dying. Their names were Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, and Goldie. I was a creative child.
90. I believe that songs and smells are what sparks my memories most. I find it heartwarming when a person/household has a certain scent...it's strange.
91. If I could be anyone at any time, I would be a viking (surprise), followed by a mafioso.
92. I hate it when foreigners speak their language when they're capable of speaking English. Usually I get this vibe that they think they're superior because they are bilingual. So usually I just talk to a friend, speaking gibberish, or I say the Lord's prayer in Old English, just to piss off the foreigners.
93. In 6th grade I got suspended for taking a picture of a dog, copying some chicks face onto it, and distributing it to the entire school.
94. For some unknown reason, I had a large chocolate milkshake and two cheeseburgers before football practice in ninth grade. That was the worse practice ever, but oddly enough, I didn't throw up.
95. I don't like football that much any more, but I still love hockey.
96. Not counting boxing stuff, I have been in at least 28 fights in my life. I don't know why I kept count.
97. In 1999 (or 2000, I forget when) I got in a fight and I broke my metacarpals of my ring and pinky fingers on my right hand.
98. I think it'd be really fun to be a radio dj and play music for everyone out there in radioland.
99. I hate water/swimming pools. I'm not hydrophobic or anything, I just never really liked amounts of water more than a bath.
100. I have a "sixth sense." I can usually tell people's emotions, even when they're not exhibiting anything. Like I can feel when somebody's crying on the inside. It's hard to describe.
2. I adapt easily to problems, thanks to living with my dad.
3. For the most, I hate piercings. I think they only look good on punks, goths, and skaters. In "normal" people, I only like ears on girls, and nothing on guys.
4. People who want cosmetic surgery piss me off.
5. For the longest time, I thought my middle name was David. When I found out it was really Daniel, I wished it was David.
6. The only book I've never finished because it sucked so bad is Harry Potter.
7. I am nocturnal.
8. Zebra cakes are my kryptonite.
9. Tan is a stupid color. I hate it, and I will never wear unless it's part of a uniform.
10. If I could play an instrument, I'd start a band without hesitation.
11. Four years ago a friend had a cow suit. I borrowed it and spent a couple hours doing BMX tricks in the street until I passed out from heat exhaustion. Those suits are hot!
12. I love going to parties with alcohol. I never get drunk and hardly ever drink anything. I have too much fun messing with the people who do.
13. A friend swears that I accidently hypnotized her. What's strange is that I don't remember that, and how would she know if I did it. I say she did it to me, or she's just making up BS.
14. I only had two friends at my job at the library, mostly because I didn't hide the fact that I'm conservative.
15. I love pictures, they make me happy.
16. I always thought it'd be fun to write an autobiography. I started once, but then put it down and picked it back up a while later.
17. I spent a half hour last summer trying to to figure out what happens when you spray bug repellant on an insect. Results: inconclusive. Also, 3 bites and one sting.
18. I love reading stories of ancient mythologies.
19. 99% of my parent's accusations are wrong.
20. When I really think about it, I don't have a favorite color.
21. I got accused of being racist when I mentioned how the v-chip on one of our TVs would block CMT but not BET
22. I broke into a friend's house when I was in sixth grade. Four times. I didn't steal anything or nothin. I only got caught because my accomplice tried to do it again on his own and got caught, and then told on me.
23. I love Pez. I think I still have a stormtrooper pez despenser. Love that thing...
24. If I could be given two tickets to a concert of any band, it'd be System of a Down.
25. I played the harmonica until I was 10. I was okay.
26. My friend's dad who lived down the street from me in Oklahoma killed 4 people 3 months after we moved to Germany. He was also found to me a pedophile, and later criminally insane.
27. When Clinton was president, my mom found out that one of Hillary's cousins she liked to visit was named "Zachary." She jokingly said that we should change my name. I thought she was serious and I spent about 10 days thinking of what I'd like to be named.
28. I usually keep wearing the same pants day after day until they get too dirty, and then change to a different pair and repeat.
29. The only thing I hate about the internet is how people pick fights because they use the anonymity of the universe. I'd like to do what Jay and Silent Bob do at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
30. I would love to go skydiving, bungee jumping, or base jumping.
31. People call me a pyromaniac, but I prefer to say that I'm pyrophilic.
32. I used to have a stuffed dog when I was little, called "Mopsey," I think. About a year ago I remembered him, and asked my mom about him. Ends up, Meghan lost him a couple years ago. I don't know why, but I was prepared to torch her room after that.
33. I hate horror movies. Not because they're scary or whatever. It's just because they're so stupid and devoid of any plot, characterization, or anything.
34. I'm always in search of a new high.
35. The two times I've been close to death were in Dayton. First, I got caught in the crossfire of a gang battle. The second was when I had appendicitis. I was told that if I had come in to the ER an hour later, I would have died. Either that or if their processing was any slower...
36. I've always been good at basketball because I'm good at math. I'm good at angles and all that stuff so it's always been easy for me to make baskets. I hate both basketball and math.
37. The language class I took annoyed me, but I'm very glad I took it.
38. I've always liked history, but I didn't realize it until 4 years ago...
39. Porn doesn't really arouse me. It did when I was 14 but if I were to go onto it now, I'd get bored. I'm an abnormal male.
40. For a while I was very exestential, wondering if I was the only person alive. I knew I really existed, but I had no proof that anybody else did.
41. I seriously doubt that we ever landed on the moon.
42. My favorite number is 23.
43. I used to like children and the elderly, until I got a job at Kroger...
44. I had my first cigarette when I was 14. Me and a couple friends stole them from a dad. We thought we were badasses.
45. I hate abortion and want to grab pro-choice people by the shoulders and shake them vigorously.
46. I have two poems in publications. It sounds real special but it really wasn't. Just some asshole decided he could make alot of money out of parents' pride in their kids by putting poetry in nationally published books and then making you buy it. (Thanks for my false sense of accomplishment, bastards...)
47. For some reason, any time somebody asked me to get them a hot drink, I'd make two, and put some flammable liquid in one and light it on fire. I'd then take the flaming one to them and warn them "To be careful, it's hot." I dunno, I guess I got a kick from that or something. I'd then put the fire out and give him the real drink.
48. During the first semester here, I was blamed for putting a dead squirrel in a urinal. I still swear that I didn't do it. However, I'll admit that that does sound like something I'd do...
49. I love elevators. I've farted and blamed it on the only other person there, I've faced the back, I've stood right next to the only person in there, scowled at person who took it for only one floor, and tried crushing people with the "close door" button. (Although it's fun and scares the crap out of people, it doesn't work.)
50. For some reason, opera music soothes me.
51. I've been on tv twice.
52. I drove a red '95 Geo Storm. It had a couple rust spots, one was the bottom part of the door frame on the passenger side. I didn't think about it when I drove it, but I was paranoid when I was the passenger. I thought that the frame would snap when we were driving.
53. I never learned what "phat" stood for, yet still used it.
54. Gremlins scared me when I first saw it. What parent lets their 5-year-old watch that?
55. I have a 14-year-old sister who has annoyed me every day of my life, until last July.
56. I used to be a coffee addict until I learned the error of my ways. I've trained myself, and now, it tastes like crap to me, just like it did the first time I had it.
57. I used to hate smileys, but for some reason I changed...I don't know when or why.
58. I've had lots of dreams with Mel Gibson in them. I blame my mom.
59. I hate Maryland, and I don't know why.
60. I always have a knife on me. It's either a switchblade in my pocket or a four-inch boot/throwing knife strapped to my lower calf.
61. I once had a crush on a girl for 18 months before finding out she was a lesbian.
62. To me, cleaning bathrooms was "getting out of work" at Kroger. I'm not a people person.
63. A friend and I poured gasoline all over this guy's lawn and lit it on fire. Two days before we saw the guy come out in a white robe and hood and that he was in the KKK. It was freaking awesome, but now I think that was a little much.
64. I'm an indoor person. If you ask me why I don't go outside, I'll probably tell you "I'm just so smart that I can communicate telepathically with plants, so going outside is unneccesary." Nature sucks and is overrated.
65. I only have 15 entries on my cell phone. I hate that dang thing...
66. I set off the fire alarm in the break room at Kroger. I was playing with a can of Axe and a zippo. Dang flies.
67. I have made at least three dozen friends online. I have only met two.
68. I've been shot at three separate times.
69. Sometimes when I'm alone, I turn off all the lights in my living room and rock out, screaming at the top of my lungs, and sometimes I even dance. Dancing makes me feel really good.
70. I took swimming and gymnastics classes when I was 5 or so. I got in trouble in gymnastics cuz I would turn off the lights (the room had no windows). I guess it was amusing to me to hear 20 or so small children scream bloody murder.
71. I will always be conservative, and I challenge anybody to change me.
72. I never understood people who are virgins, and then have sex a month before their wedding.
73. If I could have any pets, I'd have two ravens. I'd name one Hugin and the other Munin, and I'd teach them to say "nevermore."
74. I think about and analyze things much more than needed.
75. I've cut down 8 trees. I'm sure a couple are still lying there in the woods near my old house in Dayton.
76. Having only the essentials is more appealing to me than having excessive material goods.
77. I actually find the majority of anime annoying, yet my favorite shows are anime.
78. I've never had dandruff until august of last year, when I got my military cut.
79. People have told me that I look better without the long hair, sideburns, and goatee. I usually tell them to go screw themselves.
80. When I was little, I was addicted to peanut butter. I got caught sticking my finger in the jar from time to time.
81. Sometimes when I start laughing about something, it's hard to get out of my head and I keep laughing about it. Sometimes I have to leave the room.
82. I once laughed for almost 10 minutes straight. I was there with friends, and from the first laugh to the last "fooooo..." in that bout, it lasted about a half hour of non-stop laughter.
83. I hate John Mayer. I'm sure he's an okay musician, but when I flew down to Phoenix in November, they kept playing one of his music videos before we taxied onto the runway. I hate him because of that experience.
84. I never understood why people think they have to get married. I think that's why we have so many divorces: they think they have to get married by they turn 23 and end up with some loser/idiot that they realize they hate, 6 years down the road.
85. My favorite chips are Cooler Ranch, but Pringles, it's Sour Cream and Onion.
86. I hate feet, but I love Kandace's for some reason.
87. I really want to take a big road trip by myself and just go wherever the road takes me. I need an escape and some self-time really bad.
88. I got really pissed and caused a disturbance in a grocery store and got threatened to be removed. I was agitated to begin with, and a card that read "Congratulations on Your Divorce" did just enough to push me to that breaking point.
89. In New Mexico, I had 6 goldfish, because they kept dying. Their names were Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, and Goldie. I was a creative child.
90. I believe that songs and smells are what sparks my memories most. I find it heartwarming when a person/household has a certain scent...it's strange.
91. If I could be anyone at any time, I would be a viking (surprise), followed by a mafioso.
92. I hate it when foreigners speak their language when they're capable of speaking English. Usually I get this vibe that they think they're superior because they are bilingual. So usually I just talk to a friend, speaking gibberish, or I say the Lord's prayer in Old English, just to piss off the foreigners.
93. In 6th grade I got suspended for taking a picture of a dog, copying some chicks face onto it, and distributing it to the entire school.
94. For some unknown reason, I had a large chocolate milkshake and two cheeseburgers before football practice in ninth grade. That was the worse practice ever, but oddly enough, I didn't throw up.
95. I don't like football that much any more, but I still love hockey.
96. Not counting boxing stuff, I have been in at least 28 fights in my life. I don't know why I kept count.
97. In 1999 (or 2000, I forget when) I got in a fight and I broke my metacarpals of my ring and pinky fingers on my right hand.
98. I think it'd be really fun to be a radio dj and play music for everyone out there in radioland.
99. I hate water/swimming pools. I'm not hydrophobic or anything, I just never really liked amounts of water more than a bath.
100. I have a "sixth sense." I can usually tell people's emotions, even when they're not exhibiting anything. Like I can feel when somebody's crying on the inside. It's hard to describe.