i dropped a 5 pound frozen chicken on my toe and the nail flew off. Then i ran laps around my house yelling 'FUCK!!' and trailing blood while my parents laughed.

i came up with my world lit topic only to find out it is the same fuckin thing my sister did.

so i should pick a new one before kamka beats my black ass.

this has been the weirdest week ever.

on my "comments on comments" journal entry i told kamka to "suck my weiner". she called my parents. they find it quite funny, however they think i'm pretty stupid. agreed. also in this magical phone conversation she said that i was extremely disrespectful and i make comments under my breath and try to coerce my classmates into agreeing with my ( Read more... )

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank ( Read more... )

i got me one of them five year plans.

spend your senior year finding some awesome scholarships, hopefully get the presidential scholarship... some sports ones too.

ASU
barrett honors college
aerospace engineering major
art minor
apt #216 in la hermosa place
club badminton or track (discus) are options that i'm looking intocool. one less thing to ( Read more... )

list of people that aren't assholes:

java.

java is not a person.

-Candice

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Orderliness |||||||||||| 43% Accommodation || 10% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious || 10% Hedonism ||||||||| ( Read more... )

i'm fuckin pissed.

and i'm pretty pissed that i'm pissed.

know how hard it is to piss me off?

hard.

well you did it.

congratufuckinlations.

ok so the sl math project is done ( Read more... )

i want out of every mess i have ever created for myself.