Last night I had a rare and much coveted experience: I sat at a table with 6 guys who were too drunk to notice I don't have a penis and therefore did NOT censor their conversation - I got to witness the world of 21 year old 'men'... 'I did your mom' jokes and all... priceless ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Fear Factor (as I tend to do) and one of the guys on it is named Remarcus. I wonder if his dad's name is Marcus and they decided that they didn't like the sound of Marcus Jr...I think that "Re" should replace all "Jrs"... I'm going to name my first daughter Rechrissy ( Read more... )

I'm on an astrology kick and there's nothing you can do to stop me ( Read more... )

Our sailing teacher is a jackass. And I told him so.

And he kicked me out.

Sigh.

Chrissy's sailing days are over.

To save myself the embarrassment of forgetting to invite someone to my graduation party in Newport, EVERYONE is invited! June 19th...my house...cake, champagne, good eats!!! Be there ( Read more... )

You know your French is getting rusty or you're drunk when ( Read more... )

The Philly Story ( Read more... )

It has just come to my attention that I was born on the wrong coast - I am undoubtedly more of an East Coast girl than a West Coast girl! I mean, I would choose NorthFace over BCBG ANY day. Philadelphia has taught me that the success of your love life is not necessarily inversely related to the amount of clothing you're wearing. In Santa Barbara ( Read more... )

Dr. Giessinger of Giessinger wineries is our wine tasting teacher - he's Italian and hilarious. His words of wisdom today ( Read more... )

On Monday I went to the gym between classes because I was feeling motivated for some reason. The girl next to me on the elliptical had never been on one before and had no idea what she was doing...she also kept calling it the "ecliptical" which isn't even a word. The new part of the Rec Cen - the MAC which stands for Multi Activity Court which is ( Read more... )