almost like christmas

[oxiclean]

for my birthday, I got a pillowcase covered in stars, that says "stars are projectours" in velour.

so, in thirty years when I'm round and in a business suit, I'll look back on my life and say:
"glad I got that pillowcase"

Comments

[xpocketsemptyx]

happpy birthday ben! i<3you.

starting another year of mediocrity

[interstates]

oh ben, you are one year closer to being legal.
should you be the one celebrating or me? ♥

Re: starting another year of mediocrity

[oxiclean]

dude. it's already been a year since we talked.
maybe when I'm really old, we can trade pokemon cards and sleep and wear fedoras.

also, when I see kids with big heads riding carosuels, should I shout "super-deformed!" becuase without you, all my morals have crumbled.

hm..

[out_of_gas]

after realizing it was your birthday and not your dads, i still canceled the flowers. I instead ordered you a $12 hooker. she shall be arriving shortly, dont mind her if she's a bit hairy..or peely, you get what you pay for.

[fishlikestars]

I want your pillow case.

[oxiclean]

I want a heart as pure as snow.

if you find one of those, we'll talk about it.

[anotherbrick]

sorry to disappoint you, my skinny friend, but you shall never be round. it just ain't gonna happen. a business suit sounds unlikely, too. but yeh.

i got your PRESENT. mister birthday boy. so i'm gonna have to drop it off sometime tomorrow, yes? you best be there, bucko.

[oxiclean]

everyone knows you become what you despise!
so, according to everyone, I'll be un-sex.
!!

and you should know the rules at my house by now. if you make eye contact, you have to sing me a top 40 single.
I prefer Usher's "Confessions II"