correspondance

[oxiclean]

Subj: address NOW
Date: 8/9/2004 2:35:46 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Lakitu26
To: loopgaru@juno.com

Dearest Stephan Loope,

school is coming soon. please stop it.

love,
Benjamin James, AP Eng. IV

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 Subj: Re: address NOW
Date: 8/9/2004 8:29:53 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: stephen e loope To: Lakitu26@aol.com

Comments

[tripticdance]

aw, he's nice. he made fun of me for being a criminal.

[oxiclean]

you? criminal?
what.
oh! oh, that's right. you snapped the chain to the parking lot like the umbilical chord from a sniveling fetus.

oh!
Dear Chelsey Johnson,

Hi, it's me, Ben James. Hello.
How much done are you with your english papers?
if you say that you are done, expect explosives in your mailbox, posthaste.

love,
Ben James

[tripticdance]

dearbenjames,

hi. i meant to send you that postcard with all of your english papers on them, but a squirrel ate it.
i have done one and a half papers.
keep the splosives away.
i get two more days than you. bwaha.

love,
johnson

[oxiclean]

::spray paints old lady in face::
cool. how many more days does this give me to finish my paper? 2? cool.

[widget_alley]

Dear Benjamin James,

Why aren't you coming to Meeting, you lazy-ass slacker. We miss your uniquely non-sequitarian commentary, which fills our meaningless lives with joy.

Also, I have been in school for a week now, you bastard.

Love,
Liza, Academically Obsessed Homeschooler Extraordinare

[oxiclean]

LAOHE,

I have a really good reason for not coming to meeting. An amazing one, actually:
sleep is awesome.
Really. Pretty hot.
try it sometime. jesus'll understand.

love,
sushi

[out_of_gas]

dear ben,
fuck you and your little dog too. I have been in school since August 5th, I am taking 3 ap classes as a sophmore, i have had homework every night, and i get on the bus at 5:45 am.

love always,
kelly

[oxiclean]

phew. why don't you pitch that shmeal to Dickens, you might get a book deal.
"Great Kellspectations," they'd call it.

[out_of_gas]

bratt.

[anotherbrick]

dear oaty,

thanks for the unlove. i appreciate it.
oh, and i'm almost done with my third paper. then all i have left to do is churn out some kind of outline/thesis page for each.
just thought i'd gloat.

superiorly yours,
megan

[oxiclean]

you're doing thesis pages?
square. you don't have to do those, he'd say so if you did.FYI I said hi, and you were like "way to ignore me" or something.

[anotherbrick]

pardon me, but you are WRONG. see here:
"...papers should be typed and should include a thesis/outline page."
ahem?

and when you said hi, it was all... muttered like you didn't give a damn. and you probably didn't, so.. whatever.

[oxiclean]

I was still in shock of being back at school, and I said "megan!" but not loud enough, obviously.
and motherfucking shit, gag me with a spoon. I hate outlines.

[neon_brown]

best teacher i've ever had in my entire life, right there.

[anotherbrick]

i get him twice! :O