1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"or front."

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today I fell on my face ( Read more... )

I just picked up the phone, and a lady screamed
"CAN YOU MAKE IT EASIER PLEASE"
and I kept saying "what" and she kept saying that. so I jsut said no, and she said
"GOD DAMMIT I THINK I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

hey, livejournal. babe. it's been a while hasn't it? I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd just, like. drop by, see how things are going. You mind if I come in, do you? It's kind of wet out here ( Read more... )

Yesterday was one of the weirdest day ever ( Read more... )

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alright, serious, serious question here:

does anyone know if Good News and/or the rerelease of Moon and Anarctica is coming out on Vinyl/Lp/33/thing-that-spins?

p.s. while the "fat" is debateable, you can't deny his chub, alright? and that's not a bad thing. lots of chubby thigns are good. like grizzly bears. and dick gephardt.

snow makes me indecisive, I want to go out and play in it, but no one's around, so I have no motivation to throw it ( Read more... )

dear isaac brock,

Why are you fat?

love, ben

p.s. send me the lcw vinyl, please. or just straight up money. or crack. cheerios.
shit, I'll take anything.