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[oxling]

HEEHEEHEE.

So this is the part of my journal where I become an attention whore, and remind you all to wish me a happy birthday. =)
I'm amused. There are now two more things I can do legally:
a) Get my Lerner's Permit.
b) Have sex.
God, I love Massachusetts sometimes.

I also brought my Marshmallow Blow Gun to school today. >_> Now THIS should be

Comments

[scifantasy]

Happy birthday.

[oxling]

=)

[rincebrain]

Happy birthday. You get buttsex.

[oxling]

...SWEET.
You know me too damned well. =P

[explodingpepper]

Happy birthday. I won't burn your house down.

[rincebrain]

Dammit Dustin, I thought you were supposed to give her something she WANTED! =)

[explodingpepper]

I am through negation. She does not want her house burnt down. Therefore, by not burning it down, I am giving her something she wants.

[oxling]

I'm not sure which I want more. To have a house, or to have Dustin randomly show up in my state and burn down things. =)

[vertigo2120]

Happy birthday, heretic. Enjoy being able to legally be a slut and control a giant piece of metal.

Marshmallows taste too good to be wasted as ammunition.

[oxling]

able to legally be a slut and control a giant piece of metal
Can I combine the two?

Would you eat a ziploc baggie of Marshmallows you bought off a stranger at a crowded fair? Besides, I tasted one, and they're the funky flavored kind, not regular marshmallowey goodness.

[charoolz]

Have fun! Don't crash a crappy old car into a fire hydrant leaving a big dent in the crappy old car and nothing on the fire hydrant like I did!

[oxling]

...Well, what am I supposed to do?