Porn Battle (The Best of Three)

[oxoniensis]

THE PORN BATTLE (BEST OF THREE) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt from below (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. That's all folks - just one bit of steamy, panty-wetting porn. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like

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The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[isiscolo]

"You don't like him, you don't trust him, but he's got something you want," Martin had said, exasperated. "How hard can that be

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[isiscolo]

He's the little black dress of fandom!

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[lovelokest]

Oh sweet Jesus this has made me a happy camper. So very hot and so very pretty *happy sigh*

(and watch Callum will show up next season as a Genii leader!)

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[isiscolo]

Thanks so much! This was your prompt, right? I saw it and my brain just started spinning.

And oh, I want CKR on SGA so much - I thought he would have been awesome as Michael - but I suspect his recurring BSG role knocks him out of the running.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[lovelokest]

You're welcome! :) *nods* It was my prompt, though with how bad my memory is I spent about 20 minutes really happy that someone else had thought up a Joe/Callum prompt. Then I remembered it was me. *facepalm*

Oooh yeah, he would have been good as Michael. I'd settle for a guest spot where he doesn't die, evil is okay, but please! I want one where he lives!

*goes back to think about the prettyness of Callum/Joe/David*

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[angiepen]

No clue who this Callum guy is but he needs a good butt-kicking and I think Joe's at the head of the line for giving it to him. :D

Although I guess it was an effective method for getting their scene (outside, with a camera ;) ) jump-started. [snicker]

Angie

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[isiscolo]

Heh, just see the icon I used. Joe's the brunet, Callum's the blond. And they are both so mmm.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[bluebrocade]

That was BRILLIANT.

And JF/CKR is the hottest pairing ever. *fans self*

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[isiscolo]

Thank you so much! JF/anybody = hot, CKR/anybody = hot, JF/CKR = fire of a thousand suns.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[z_rayne]

I. This. *head splodey*

If someone had told me five minutes ago that I was going to read Callum/Joe and buy it, I would've said they were nuts. If they'd then said, "Well, Isis wrote it," I would've maybe given them the benefit of the doubt.

Now? Wow, but you sold me on the pairing/premise.

Also? Guh. Lots and lots of guh.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[omphale23]

Oh god. Oh my fucking god.

I don't even *watch* SGA. And this is. I just. It's so.

Dammit. I don't need another fandom.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[revbiscuit]

See, that's what I was just thinking.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[omphale23]

Isis is...I don't know. The ultimate fandom pimp, or something. And SGA (this is SGA, right? I'm not even sure) is huge, with lots of canon and fangirls and I REALLY don't need this.

And yet, if the image of CKR teasing one of the leads is this hot without any background, surely I can find a bit of time. Somewhere.

*cries*

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[revbiscuit]

LOL! That, she is. But SGA? I don't think so. There simply aren't enough hours in my day just now.

*cries*

Oh no, don't cry :: hugs & pats on the back :: there's always time, that's the beauty of the electrical interweb, those things will be there for years!

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[omphale23]

Yes, but the fans will all be *gone* and I'll be all by myself, squeeing in a corner.

Re: The Rennie Method, Joe Flanigan/Callum Keith Rennie, easy

[kira_snugz]

oh my freaking gah. gah gaaaaaaaaaaah.

i may have to print this out to read again, over and over.