Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country)

[oxoniensis]

Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the

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Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

aka ‘If You Want It, Sammy, You Gotta Come and Get It’
aka ‘Fun With Morning Wood'....

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Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

LOL, 'athlete's dick' -- from henceforth, if I have to speak of this condition (which I really kind of doubt will come up much), I'm going to call it 'athlete's dick' instead of 'jock itch'. So much more descriptive and fun!!

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Thanks! And I'm dying laughing right now -- your icon of Jensen with underwear on his head goes perfectly with artwork of Dean with a sock on his dick, lol. :oD

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[browngirl]

*falls off chair laughing*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Hee hee! A prompt of 'socks' and this is what I come up with? *g*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[katkim]

Not a show that I follow either, but this has got to be a strong candidate for the most creative interpretation of a prompt :D

I like how the one with the sock is all body-flushed, and the longer haired one's kind of 'I'm late for work, now what will I wear with my sandals' expression. It's so cute <3

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

strong candidate for the most creative interpretation of a prompt

Oh, thank you -- 'creative' sounds so much nicer than "the prompt was 'socks' and you came up with this? You are so weird". *g* The one with the sock would be Dean (oh, how I wish you were involved with this fandom -- Sam and Dean are love and it's been entirely too long since we were in a fandom together!) and not only is he body-flushed, but his knees are kind of red (however could they have gotten that way?) I'm just sayin'... ;o)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[katkim]

Well, you are so weird, but I was being polite.

You have a whole back story on how those knees got kind of red, in your head, haven't you? I'm too scared to go there, so I'll move on...

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[magickaldreamer]

Dude, so awesome. You are both inspired and talented. And you apparently have a wicked sense of humor.

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Thank you! I'm just glad other people are finding it funny! I finished it and I was like, 'Is this funny? It's a little funny, maybe. I think it's funny, right? Oh well, if it's not, what the hell'. *post* :oD

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[beckaandzac]

That is awesome and hilarious. Dean looks so pleased with himself!

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Hee, thank you! Dean does look pleased, doesn't he? I think he knows no one can resist his many 'charms'. *g*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[cloex_brosluvr]

OMG That is perfect! because WE all know what happens when Sam grabs for it...

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[jakrar]

So cute -- and I can just see Dean doing this. *snorfles*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[tears_of_nienna]

Bitch Face for the WIN. This is incredible and hysterical and I would print it out and hang it on my wall if only I had a room to myself.

...I can't help but think of Red Hot Chili Peppers, too, which just makes it all the funnier. XD