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I am now married ( Read more... )

getting married tomorrow...

my job is awful

seriously

every woman on the planet is a cunt.
every man on the planet is a douche. (cept a few)

White people suck.
Black people suck.
Mexicans suck.
everyone is a C.H.U.D.!!!!!!!!!!


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We're going to New Jersey to see the Mummies on our honeymoon.
tickets are already sold out.

JEALOUS MUCH

New job. I fucking hate it but love it at the same time. I am the assistant manager at the Claire's at Highland mall. I love it because I get paid pretty well, the people are cool, we get an awesome discount, and working at an extremely ghetto mall gives me diplomatic immunity to say whatever I want to the ghetto trash that tries to start shit ( Read more... )

I will be married in less than four months.

I wish it were possible to die for a short period of time. Because even if you were a shitty, hateful, fucked up person there will still be people that will cry for you and miss you and wish that you were still alive. And because it's only temporary, people will be so relieved that they will forget how shitty you were.

In two and a half years i went from being this:

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