Things that never cease to be funny:

[oxymo_r_on]

1) A member of the cast of Scrubs tripping over something
2) David (Kid from school)
3) A member of the cast of Scrubs tripping over something
4) Dr. Cox.
Yeah, I really like Scrubs and my friend David.

Comments

Dr. Cox

[anonymous]

"the point is...newbie is my drunk baby."
"think of what little patience i have as, oh say, your virginity. you always thought it would be there...."

Dr. Cox: I'm not angry. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine.
Carla: Please! What about all the women you've slept with? Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife...
Dr. Cox: Would you please get off my ex-wife?
Carla: I will if you will.

oh scrubs. quality televison. and the home of my future husband, after Slash and the Aga Khan
---Darbi

Re: Dr. Cox

[oxymo_r_on]

Hahaha, Dr. Cox is sooo funny. His rambles are coma inducing, but god, he still rocks my socks.
And... you're gonna marry the entire Aga Khan Foundation?

Re: Dr. Cox

[anonymous]

Don't be silly. I can't marry the ENTIRE FOUNDATION. For all I know, the foundation could nominally include all Ishmali (sp?) Muslims.

I'm gonna marry THE Aga Khan. The actual Ismali Muslim spiritual leader. It'll be awsome, like fucking the pope, but legal. And they'll call me "Begum" as my title. Begum Darbi sounds nice, huh?

Plus my son would probably be the next Aga Khan, WHICH IS AWSOME. Can you imagine giving birth to God's (supposed, coz you cant forget the pope or the dali llama) repersentitive on earth?

---Darbi