Lingerie modelling

[oxymoronia]

I needed more underwear, and since I haven't had to buy many in the last three or four years (I had a massive underwear buying spree when we were having washing machine issues at our Northcote sharehouse) I decided to have fun when I was in a girly mood yesterday and acquired two cutesy-lacey pastel-y pairs of Soho underwear after a friend dragged

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[quietthomas]

Oh yes, that was very very tricky of you.

If only we I had your level of decorum and dignity!
(linked pic possibly NSFW)

P.S Sorry if my NEW DEFAULT ICON scares you! But I love my innocent monkey too much!

[oxymoronia]

Oh! I didn't know that pirates wore Bonds.

If you say it's innocent, then I won't be so scared of your monkey...

PENIS PENIS PENIS

[quietthomas]

Yeah, I was trying to be all emo/indie/pirate for this thing.

Then the photographer was all like - blah, I don't want to do nude photos anymore (and I was all like, blah, that's just photography then).

P.S It's okay, I know you wouldn't be afraid of my monkey in real life! No matter how big and hard he is.

Re: PENIS PENIS PENIS

[oxymoronia]

Perhaps your monkey was too much for her?

Why are we being so dirty?

[merle_]

The least you could have done is found a cat to pose!

[oxymoronia]

A cat?? Why?

It was a practical matter, my cat would never let me put underwear on her head, or sit there docilely with it on while I snapped away.

[merle_]

A cat?? Why?

Uhm. So we could see some pussy with the lingerie?

*weeps at a joke fallen flat on its face*

[oxymoronia]

Mwahahaha!

I might have gotten it if LJ hadn't been the first thing I checked after I woke up...