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[oxymoronia]

WHAT???

NSFW - Genital Beads

[Edit: I just thought of something; at least using a condom with that would be somehow more plausible than with most genital piercings...]

Comments

[ext_90340]

I guess that they're for people who long to have hardened genital cysts.

[oxymoronia]

I'd like to know how they explain it to new sexual partners. "No, these lumps are just metal beads inserted underneath my skin"

[ext_90340]

It has to be preännounced. Those with metal beads can tell their partners in advance that they have metal beads.

…and those with hardened cysts can tell their partners in advance that they have metal beads.

[ext_90340]

…so, along with dental dams and condoms, people should now carry magnets.

[thirteenthgrace]

I hate to judge...but it looks diseased...like very see-a-surgeon-and-get-it-removed-before-it-spreads diseased.

[oxymoronia]

My thought exactly... and it's supposed to GO INSIDE US?

[thirteenthgrace]

Yeah - I don't think I'd even put that in my TRASH, let alone inside me.

[oxymoronia]

At least you'd be able to put it in with the recyclables! :P

[miss_delectable]

eww! Look like a tiny dick with pimples

[oxymoronia]

Heh, that's a good way to put it! It's definitely not very attractive...