more first world problems

[ozeterrier]

Yesterday at work they made me go help out at birthday parties (refilling jugs, serving cake, chips and nuggets and making sure the children don't destroy everything or break their necks while running around). As a result I have decided to never have children. They are so foul. Equally worse are the parents

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[alee23]

There's always fast food or take out or 2min noodles. :P

P.S. Posted something on my LJ you may be interested in...

[karmarama]

If you find mushrooms in your hair, eat those.

[ozeterrier]

Only after I finish eating scrambled eggs with a comb out of my shoe.

[karmarama]

Delicious. By the way, if you're going for the mushrooms, careful not to eat the little man in your hair.