Comments | ozman_: Since I agreed to do it...

ozman_

Since I agreed to do it...

Apr 13, 2004 17:21

Like I have a bunch of people that read my journal anyway but what the hell.

stolen from ruin_of_angels

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want and I will answer it. Then, I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments 14

queenhalloween April 13 2004, 15:39:30 UTC

1) If I won 100 million dollars in a lottery and only gave you a dollar, would you be pissed?

2) Why do I own you so much?

3) Do you think my boyfriend is hot?

ozman_ April 13 2004, 21:08:01 UTC

1. I would buy something for you and when you said oh thats sweet you spend the dollar I gave you on me I would break it in front of you. ;)

2. You don't, I kick your ass in every game we play.

3. The Oz Man is only into women (well only one woman actually), but I am sure that Mick Jagger or David Bowie wouldent kick him out of bed :P

lavajin April 13 2004, 17:48:34 UTC

Where's my head at?

Why did my kitten decide to have diahrrea ON MY BED????

Where's yo head at?

ozman_ April 13 2004, 21:11:41 UTC

1. Ummm last I checked you were female and even if you wern't Peter would probably get mad ;)

2. Because she wants more of your time and thinks she comes first and that you should always drop everything you are doing for her.

3. Good question I have not had head in a LOOOONG time, answer is...no clue

matthews212 April 13 2004, 20:36:31 UTC

Texas...Why?
In inches, how big is your dick? (*snicker, snicker* what did you expect from a gay man?!)
How many people have you had sex with at one time?

ozman_ April 13 2004, 21:15:32 UTC

1. Eh, I like big cities and they gave me a promotion for moving to Dallas.

2. 6 1/2 inches long and 6 in girth (you asked! :P)

3. Eh, there I am kinda boring only 1 at a time.

kimmi2ue April 14 2004, 04:59:00 UTC

1) Write me a song?
2) Send Trogdor to my house?
3) Put on a little purple thing and dance around?

ozman_ April 14 2004, 09:02:51 UTC

1. You people and your demands! Write a song about me, send Trogdor to my house. Put on a little purple thing and dance around. And I will never ever ever ever make a song about Kimmi. And I will never ever ever ever write a song about a Kimmi. Hey wait a minute! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail76.html)

2. Trogdor was not available to go to your house, he was busy burninating the countryside and the peasents.

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ozman_ April 14 2004, 09:03:39 UTC

err that pic is supposed to be

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queenhalloween April 15 2004, 09:15:03 UTC

I SAW OZ IN A LITTLE PURPLE THING!
Ask him to do it again and I'll take pics......he won't do it for me :(

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ozman_ April 14 2004, 09:06:03 UTC

1. hehe never thought about it before hmmm how about harddrive :P

2. Naa I will though just to learn it. My Spannish is broken :)

3. I think Andy posted a pic of him once, it was kind of a cross between papa smurf, wearing a dead kennedy's t-shirt with the face of Dan Akroid if I remember correctly ;)