*waking from post-lycanthropy coma*

[ozymandiasednew]

Where's my Daddy?

Where's my sister?

Why am I in Mordor?

Comments

[manofrohan]

Your daddy is in...He has no fucking idea.

Rohan? Someplace or another. It has grass.

Get out of Mordor. Bad son! Bad! Or, better yet, take over. ANNEX IT. Annex it now.