133rd Edition

[ozzman02]

Hello and good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 133rd installment of "bored off my ass at work". I know people have been waiting eagerly for this. When given the choice between a new heart and one of my updates 9 out of 10 heart transplant patients chose one of my updates. Katie, I don't believe you've gotten to see many of these.

Comments

Seriously!

[blargmanus]

I agree. People who try to be random aren't BEING random. That's like saying "Today, I'm gonna be Korean." It doesn't work! Some people are just well....random. It's something you can't choose to be. The "Goth" kids annoy me too. If you ask them "why are you dressed up like that?" and they'll say "To be different." I reply to that with "So...you're different...just like your 10 friends over there that look just like you?...and where the hell were you when we sacked Rome?" I usually get a funny look for that one. I would rather be a ostrogoth or a visogoth than a modern goth. Raping, looting and pillaging sounds like a good life to me. The original goths were much more awesome than the goth kids today. I could kick 5 of their asses with out break a sweat.

Re: Seriously!

[blargmanus]

*breaking

[nillakat]

-continues to enjoy!- ;)

[transygirl85]

hehe, I'm so random JJ, that if you randomly put me in a cannon to randomly shoot me at a random brick wall, I'd, on some random chance, miss the wall and randomly land in a soft huge pile of random cotton balls

:-p

lmao...ok, that was way too much fun...I need sleep :-/

[gothsoccerdude]

Holy cow, Jarrod! You had me literally laughing to the point I had a tear or two actually fall...and even coming from someone who's been a tortured artist for most of his life, you're dead on right...way too many poseur tortured artists out there, and they're the ones bagging the decent chicks who get DECIEVED into thinking they're dating a tortured artist! As if we tortured artists didn't have enough to kvetch about, now the poseur's are stealing our poontang! Any how, I just wanted that I don't always agree with ya, Jarrod, but I always think that you've got some really intelligent, well thought out, and quite sincere stuff to say...which I would guess might be genetics, because I don't always agree with Jamie, but he's also earned my respect by saying sincere and intelligent stuff, and heck I don't know that I've ever agreed with Jody, but by God, I know that what she says is for real, and it's not stupid like most people. Keep on keeping on, bro...Your pal, Al

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