Haven't updated this thing in forever, which i'm sure most people are used to by now. I don't have near as much time to be bored during football season. So this is just a simple post to let everyone know that I am alive and still kicking. And to my anonymous number 1 fan whom left such a heartfelt comment on my last post, pray to whatever god or ( Read more... )

Goooooooood Morning Vietnam! I'm still trying to get over that raping we took at the hands of the Ohio Storm's referee's last saturday so i'll update something soon. Just pisses you off when you finally win a game and have it taken away by some paid off jackasses. Oh well, they'll pay sooner or later. In the meantime, i'll be around, just holler at ( Read more... )

Good evening/morning everyone. It's that time again. Yes that's right you can all start questioning your faith right now. I've apparently remembered how to use a keyboard because I intend to type something. So hide your women and children, and get ready because another edition of "bored off my ass at work" is here and ready to punt babies, push ( Read more... )

I'm mentally and physically exhausted. Entirely too much crammed into a very short time period and i'm stretched far beyond my means.

on an interesting note read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13323730/wid/11915773?GT1=8211

Hopefully I can sleep...

JJ

Good evening/morning folks, depending on what timezone you're waking up in. Things have been kinda funny lately. I've been so busy that i've had to stay awake for days at a time sometimes, and then other times i'm so bored out of my mind that I don't know what to do with myself. Pretty funny how the town where just about everyone knows your name ( Read more... )

Well, that nice shiny (piece of shit) Buick that I had is officially no more. As of 8:45 am on saturday morning it is totalled. After leaving Riverview school I was on my way to work. Made it over to work with time to spare. Two SUV's were waiting to turn into the Mickey D's on Lincoln across from the Hooters I work at, but behind them, I could see ( Read more... )

I have been receiving an increasing ammount of bitching from people that I did not inform of this happening so this is to clear that up and get everyone up on the same page of information. The only ones that knew what happened were the ones that called me ( Read more... )

Good evening or morning, depending on what timezone you're in, and welcome to the 134th edition of "bored off my ass at work". I know you all have been waiting for this eagerly, especially with my updates being so few and far between. I'm trying to make it a little more frequently but I have a lot to do. I'm sure everyone knows that i'm back in ( Read more... )

Oh have I got updates coming for you folks. Things like you wouldn't believe. We've got midgets, goat fuckers, euphemisms, breasts, public defacation, and more. I have been ill so I haven't felt like updating but rest assured they are coming. Stay tuned!

Update EXTRAVAGANZA coming soon.