Good morning boys, girls, and centaurs. And welcome to yet another edition of "bored off my ass at work." Hopefully everyone is enjoying the reappearance of sunny weather after last weeks rain spell. I'm waiting for whoever names these fucking hurricanes to name one "Hurricane JJ". Is that too much to ask? For the love of christ, even Dennis got a ( Read more... )

Good morning boys and girls and welcome to what would have been another spine tingling edition of "bored off my ass at work." Hopefully everyone has enjoyed this little wet spell we've been having. Matter of fact, I had to build the fucking ark just so I could get back and forth to work. Kenny, are you sure you don't wanna play just one game for us ( Read more... )

To EVERYONE that is coming this saturday. This will not be the big party that me and Cass are throwing before we leave. That is yet to come and you have the patented JJ Guarantee that it will be huge and it will be fun. At any rate ( Read more... )

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That's right bitches i'm still alive and welcome to another edition of "bored off my ass at work". Sorry to have kept the MILLIONS...........and millions of JJ's fans waiting in heated anticipation but i've been busy as balls dammit, bear with me. Everyone pay attention to this as it will be the final change to the schedule ( Read more... )

Hey hey folks. I know i've been absent for a while and you have my apologies. You can't rush genius. I've been busy as all hell with football, work, trying to find a new job (especially one where I can update more often), getting things ready for moving to Lexington in August and so on and so forth. I know you miss my awesome updates rocking your ( Read more... )

BLACK BART!
You are 57 %Treasurer, have 60% Seafairability, crave 59% Bloodlusting, and lust 56% in Wenchwanting!

Bartholomew Roberts, or Black Bart to your enemies and those about to be killed, you are the greatest Pirate in the history of Pirates! Seizing four hundred ships in just four short years, you struck a chord of fear into merchants ( Read more... )

Good morning boys and girls and welcome to another edition of "bored off my ass at work". Hopefully everyone is doing well today as the weather outside has been oh so delightful here as of late. And by the way, if you have a job that doesn't require you to be inside or if you don't have a job, I hope you choke. Nothing like spending another day ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ExtremeLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme ( Read more... )