I learned a few things the other day ( Read more... )

What kind of disease are you?

Jon:
Jon is caused by bad television.


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So today at work I'm taking an order and everything goes fine. I tell the lady her total, tell her "we'll get your order to you in about 45 minutes, have a nice evening", she thanks me, and we hang up. A minute later she calls back and asks why her total was what it was. I explained the pricing of the food and how I was saving her some money by ( Read more... )

It tasted very blue.

Fuck the South.comI got bored and was typing random obscenities into Google and I found this. It's fuckin' great. Read it, love it ( Read more... )

I might get a job driving a wrecker tow truck dealy. "Will train, no CDL (Commercial Drivers License) required". That might be cool. If I get a job with UPS, I'll have to shave my beard. I could keep the mustache, and I'd have to keep some sideburns too. Maybe even the soul patch would stay. I'm not too down with that whole getting rid of my beard ( Read more... )

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So I trained another new person at work. This guy seems promising. Very quick to pick up everything I showed him. He made a few mistakes here and there, but that's expected. Over all, he seems promising. This is a welcome change from the useless, lazy ass teens we've been hiring lately ( Read more... )

Dear Planet,

I've been thinking... I don't think enough. But then again, too much thinking can be stressful. So now I'm stuck. More thinking? Or stick with my current routine?

HAH!

You're always on my mind. Who is? Everyone, that's who.

With much love, peace, and genitalia. Your resident not-so-bright genius,

-Jon.

I just went through the CoD MSN community.

Lots of memories in there... I miss it.