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[ozzyguru]

Cheesy hot dogs float. As do witches. Cheesy hot dogs are best when put on a stick and roasted over a fire. As are witches. Thus... witches are filled with cheese.

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[mc_mensus]

Dear Rick,
You are kind of the best.
Love,
Maria
PS-Remember that time I TP'd your living room? That ruled.

[ozzyguru]

Thanks!

I do remember. That was awesome.

[bunniemel]

Is this how hot dogs were invented?

[ozzyguru]

this is in fact how hot dogs were invented. People would go to the witch burning and get themselves a nice cheesy hot dog on a stick. Burnt to a crisp. to celebrate the witch burning.

[waning_theurge]

are they also made of pork byproduct?

[runs_like_badge]

some are made of beef.

[waning_theurge]

some, perhaps, of sand?

[runs_like_badge]

no, that's ridiculous. Who's ever heard of a sand witch. A Sea Witch, maybe, but sand? You're talkin' crazy talk!

[runs_like_badge]

I can't argue with your logic.