Daaaahling, it's because you're fairly young, and it's a big scary world out there. Believe me, I know. Aunty Lyssa here's got your back, you know? I mean, I wouldn't want you to get out there and be completely unprepared for all those guys who are going to try and jump you. Believe you me, there's quite a few. Most of them live in the Tampa Bay area, too.
Just be sure you and old Johnny-boy use the proper...precautionary measures, teehee.
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*sigh*
Daaaahling, it's because you're fairly young, and it's a big scary world out there. Believe me, I know. Aunty Lyssa here's got your back, you know? I mean, I wouldn't want you to get out there and be completely unprepared for all those guys who are going to try and jump you. Believe you me, there's quite a few. Most of them live in the Tampa Bay area, too.
Just be sure you and old Johnny-boy use the proper...precautionary measures, teehee.
*skips off into the sunset*
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Daaaahling, yet nothing has happened between me and Johnny <3...
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And do you know what'll happen after that?
TWINS!
That's what. So you guys need to be *more careful*. Honestly.
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