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[p0llux]

sweet fucking jesus what do i do in a week?

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...here's what to do...

[anonymous]

Hoist the Jolly Roger! Ahoy ye tailed imp ball lickin', borderline retarded, soft baked tortilla chip- when th' farrg are ye movin' back t' california? sooner than later ye're goin' t' turn into some bitter, east-coast douche bag, who loves th' red sox. Here's wha' ye needs t' do: go rummage through yer hold 'n find yer pegleg. Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum! I know ye haven't used it in a while, so ye might wants t' dust if off. aft ye put yer pegleg back on, go up t' yer wench(finance now?) 'n say " Baby, we be gettin' out o' this crap hole some scallywags call boston" finally, ye go t' work 'n go natter t' ye boss. ye say,"gee. mr. Jenkins, I found me pegleg in an ole shoebox in me hold 'n I was wonderin' if I could 'ave me balls back too." Cap'nJenkins, bein' th' kind insurance- sellin' leech that he be, will reluctantly comply. Surrender!

[what_is_this_me]

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