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[p0nderosa]

I have a great money making idea.

If I went through every movie Tom Cruise has ever made, and cut out all the bits where he gets hurt, and then compiled all those bits together to make a half hour dvd, would YOU buy it?

I could make millions!

Comments

[cerezo_blossom]

YES!!!
But there would have to be something in it where he really gets hurt - you could quite possibly make billions from a Tom Cruise snuff film.

[p0nderosa]

Billions dont count for nothin if youre in jail.

[cerezo_blossom]

At least you'd have the pleasure of knowing that you killed Tom Cruise - and the world would love you. Well, perhaps not the world, but I certainly would. How much do you want my love?

[p0nderosa]

But then in like 100000 years the story will get mixed up and everyone will think he was a martyr or jesus or something. No way.

[wickedcherub]

You'd just have to sell it to the ppl at ohnotheydidnt. You'd make millions there, alone.

Unless of course, someone rips it and puts it online.

[p0nderosa]

I hereby copyright my idea. No stealing opportunists!

Well actually, it wouldnt work out. Firstly I would need to seek permission & secondly, Tom would possibly make royalties out of it and therefore make money out of MY HATE FOR HIM.

Also, he has no sense of humour and would sue me and yell about me on Larry King or something

[_defcon1]

oh HELLS yes.
I can't say enough bad things about Tom Cruise.

I'm jealous I didn't think of the idea first :)

[p0nderosa]

Im an ideas woman ;)

[gormand]

What you really want is an interactive section, where you move a cursor (shaped like a knife or mallet) and whereever you move it on his body, that part gets injured. Should be anough footage to get most general locations :)

[p0nderosa]

That is also a stellar idea. I bet someone has already made some interactive bashing game, surely?

[gormand]

Oh no doubt, but using film footage and therefore realistic looking damage for the injurys you cause?

[plasticpash]

I'll sponsor you, and beat up anyone who tries to steal yer ideas and so forth...providing Alex Lloyd can made a guest appearance (a la, 'blonde-bimbo-in-a-cheesy-80s-teenybopper-horror-flick' style...).

[p0nderosa]

Guest appearances are reserved for Leelee Sobliowski(sp), Jason Byrne & the cast of McLeods Daughters.