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This is what happens when nobody's at work
A. Age: Old enough to know better ( Read more... ) -
Benefit from my failure!
So... yeah. I really haven't posted. In, like, FOREVER. You know why? No news + no job + no prospects = total depression. Which does NOT equal the urge to write and tell y'all about it.
( total reassessment of life under the cut, plus bonus offers! ) -
Problems and solutions around the office.
OK. You’ve all worked for this guy. You know him. You actually may even like him (I like my version of “this guy”) But sometimes.... he drives you BONKERS. In the interests of catharsis, and of not stabbing him to death with my knitting needles, following are some actual problems with which I have been presented, the responses given, and what I ( Read more... ) -
Punctuation: a grammatical rant (or, rather, a rant about grammar)
You know what really really really bugs me, and I always forget about it until I see it again?
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Things that are keeping me from being a full-time artist...
So, yeah. I never call, I never write... my sister's a doctor.... no, really...
Anyway. Much celebration later, I am apparently a lawyer. Or not. Since I have turned in my "not a real lawyer please don't make me pay $2K for insurance" paperwork to the PLF. So I am an un-lawyer, like all the other un-lawyers out there. And really, the only ( Read more... ) -
Dear Family
I know we're not as close as you think we should be. But if you choose to tell me via TEXT MESSAGE that my grandmother is dying, that's not going to bring us closer. Class it up. -
Chicago haiku challenge
Someone who shall remain nameless texted me today. It was nearly an inadvertent haiku. The five-syllable line I finished it with demands more haiku, so without further ado, I challenge you!
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, Esq. That is all.