I need to scream in a public place, but I'm too self concious to do it out loud

[p2b93]

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Comments

[indiefishsteak]

yay! flirt! flirt! flirt!

[p2b93]

I'm working on it, we'll see how well things work out.

[barefooted_baby]

oh darling, are you getting some that you haven't gossiped to me about?

*tsk*

[p2b93]

Geez, everybody seems to have jumped to a conclusion there. I said potential- meaning that I was very much unlikely to get any previously, and I'm only somewhat more so now. All of which doesn't mean I am actually getting any at this point. So there.

[barefooted_baby]

the potential for me to have a romantic life once more has expanded exponentially (though I guess zero exponential-ized really isn't a whole lot, is it?)

Read that aloud. It sounds like you did except for the whole zero thing, which is a touch confusing. So your love life expanded exponentially to a level of zero?

[bluewitchbaby]

Just to complete the ex cycle....are there any girl stories you care to share?
~P

[p2b93]

None to really report at this point, I was simply inferring that I'm working with a few attractive and mostly single girls, thereby raising the possibility of my having a romantic life once more from the zero level it had been at previously.

I am rather amused by both the number of comments generated by a single line in this post- perhaps I should post vague, innuenduous things more often, to feed my comment whore ego- and by the sources of those comments, being entirely from exes. And almost in reverse order. Oy.

[solid_panda]

Dude, everyone knows that there are two ways to get comments:

1.) Post vague innuendo that causes everyone to scramble for gossip.
2.) Post the most innane shit ever ("I totally bought this great shirt today...") in order to get lots of comments like "you go girl!"

Thus: You go girl!

[bluewitchbaby]

Now, say "you go girl!" in the gay german voice, and you have the perfect comment!
~P

[nayse]

Hey Nate... it's Genay. I've been sort of stalking your journal for awhile and just thought I'd finally friend you. You can tell me to shove off if you want, it wouldn't hurt me too much. :-)

Hope things are going well at Trader Joes and it was good see you at Jenna's thing.

[p2b93]

I of course mind horribly that you would even consider friending me, and would never even dream of doing so in return.

Yeah, that's enough of that. Welcome or whatever it is one is supposed to say while friending someone.

[nayse]

I love that "friending" has become a verb. It's like googling something. Goodness me.

Thanks!