my dream, dun dun dun.
okay. i had the coolest weirdest frickin' dream last night. and i am going to write about it in my journal because i can, k. i will, for the sake of the people that don't wanna read about the fucked up shit that goes on in my head, cut tag it. plus, it's sorta long.
so. it started out at this shitty little wrestling arena. if you've seen spiderman, and you can recall the place where peter went to wrestle all those people.. yeah, the place was like that. it was really crowded and all these people in the audience were drunk and screaming, and i was just standing there, sweating 'cause it was so hot in this place. it was this match for some great big title and it was a tag-team between (i dunno, don't ask) benji and joel versus david and seb. benji and joel were the bad guys or something, 'cause when they came into the arena everyone was booing and hissing at them. but when david and seb came in, they were prancing around and giggling and the audience was screaming at the top of their lungs. i was already there, just kinda standing off to the side, and i was on david and seb's side. and vince mcmahon, you know the big head hauncho guy from wwe, was on benji and joel's side.
anyway. benji was in the ring and david was in the ring and the match started, and at first benji had david by his ankle and was flinging him around like a little ragdoll and david just.. let him, he wasn't trying to fight back at all. seb was reaching out as far as he could so david could tag him, but benji would let david get inches away from tagging seb's hand before he'd drag him back into the middle of the ring. joel was just kinda chillin' there with this smug grin on his face and his arms crossed. so, when benji left david sprawled out face down on the mat, he started walking around the ring all cocky and shit, flipping the audience off, but as soon as he had his back turned to david, david jumped up onto benji's back and started biting his head. benji flailed and fell over, dead. so, david pinned him and benji was down for the 3 count and the whole audience was going bananas, and everyone thought the match was over. .... until the ref stepped to the middle of the ring and was said "HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!! now since this is such a big match, and the madden twins won the last match, we have a tie breaker." and that's when he motioned for me and vince mcmahon to come into the ring.
vince was in this stupid fuckin' little black leotard and he looked like a retard. and i, of course, was in this little skimpy speedo type thing. i'm hott, so i can pull it off. so, vince and i were in the ring, and the ref was like "okay guys. this is it. let's go!" and the bell rang and vince was just kinda standing there, looking stupid. and david was so tired out from the match that he had crawled to the side of the ring and was laying there, limp, with his face down on the mat. he wasn't outside the ring and seb had already gone off, assuming i'd win, and was in the audience, getting drunk. so, i kept watching david to make sure he was okay, while trying to keep my eye on vince mcmahon. and as soon as vince started stalking towards me, he tripped on his shoelace and pretended like he'd knocked himself out. so i was all "hell yeah!" and i started hopping around the ring before i pinned vince, getting the crowd to scream for me. and they were chanting "pi-erre! pi-erre!" and once again, as soon as i had my back turned, vince lunged forwards. but he wasn't going after me, he went after david. vince flew out of the ring and was trying to pull david with him, but david clutched to the post for dear life and started screaming. but i couldn't hear him because i was too lost in the fact that the crowd was cheering for me. so, when the audience started pointing behind me and screaming louder, i was all "YEAH! I KNOW! he's such a fucking dickhead! how stupid was that?!?!" and all this shit, not paying attention. then i saw benji, with this ice pack on the back of his head, grinning and whispering to joel and i turned around and saw vince with his hands around david's waist.
this part was actually pretty fuckin' sweet. i dove over the top rope and quickly plucked vince's hands away from david's waist and before he knew what was happening, i grabbed the back of his head and slammed his face into my knee. i had blood all over me cause i broke vince's nose. then, vince passed out, for real this time, and i pinned him and won.
the end.
that is the last time i play smackdown on the playstation before going to bed. and if that didn't scare you all off from coming and chattin' with me, i dunno what will.
[edit]: oh. yeah. david, i found this wallpaper and thought of you.
so. it started out at this shitty little wrestling arena. if you've seen spiderman, and you can recall the place where peter went to wrestle all those people.. yeah, the place was like that. it was really crowded and all these people in the audience were drunk and screaming, and i was just standing there, sweating 'cause it was so hot in this place. it was this match for some great big title and it was a tag-team between (i dunno, don't ask) benji and joel versus david and seb. benji and joel were the bad guys or something, 'cause when they came into the arena everyone was booing and hissing at them. but when david and seb came in, they were prancing around and giggling and the audience was screaming at the top of their lungs. i was already there, just kinda standing off to the side, and i was on david and seb's side. and vince mcmahon, you know the big head hauncho guy from wwe, was on benji and joel's side.
anyway. benji was in the ring and david was in the ring and the match started, and at first benji had david by his ankle and was flinging him around like a little ragdoll and david just.. let him, he wasn't trying to fight back at all. seb was reaching out as far as he could so david could tag him, but benji would let david get inches away from tagging seb's hand before he'd drag him back into the middle of the ring. joel was just kinda chillin' there with this smug grin on his face and his arms crossed. so, when benji left david sprawled out face down on the mat, he started walking around the ring all cocky and shit, flipping the audience off, but as soon as he had his back turned to david, david jumped up onto benji's back and started biting his head. benji flailed and fell over, dead. so, david pinned him and benji was down for the 3 count and the whole audience was going bananas, and everyone thought the match was over. .... until the ref stepped to the middle of the ring and was said "HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!! now since this is such a big match, and the madden twins won the last match, we have a tie breaker." and that's when he motioned for me and vince mcmahon to come into the ring.
vince was in this stupid fuckin' little black leotard and he looked like a retard. and i, of course, was in this little skimpy speedo type thing. i'm hott, so i can pull it off. so, vince and i were in the ring, and the ref was like "okay guys. this is it. let's go!" and the bell rang and vince was just kinda standing there, looking stupid. and david was so tired out from the match that he had crawled to the side of the ring and was laying there, limp, with his face down on the mat. he wasn't outside the ring and seb had already gone off, assuming i'd win, and was in the audience, getting drunk. so, i kept watching david to make sure he was okay, while trying to keep my eye on vince mcmahon. and as soon as vince started stalking towards me, he tripped on his shoelace and pretended like he'd knocked himself out. so i was all "hell yeah!" and i started hopping around the ring before i pinned vince, getting the crowd to scream for me. and they were chanting "pi-erre! pi-erre!" and once again, as soon as i had my back turned, vince lunged forwards. but he wasn't going after me, he went after david. vince flew out of the ring and was trying to pull david with him, but david clutched to the post for dear life and started screaming. but i couldn't hear him because i was too lost in the fact that the crowd was cheering for me. so, when the audience started pointing behind me and screaming louder, i was all "YEAH! I KNOW! he's such a fucking dickhead! how stupid was that?!?!" and all this shit, not paying attention. then i saw benji, with this ice pack on the back of his head, grinning and whispering to joel and i turned around and saw vince with his hands around david's waist.
this part was actually pretty fuckin' sweet. i dove over the top rope and quickly plucked vince's hands away from david's waist and before he knew what was happening, i grabbed the back of his head and slammed his face into my knee. i had blood all over me cause i broke vince's nose. then, vince passed out, for real this time, and i pinned him and won.
the end.
that is the last time i play smackdown on the playstation before going to bed. and if that didn't scare you all off from coming and chattin' with me, i dunno what will.
[edit]: oh. yeah. david, i found this wallpaper and thought of you.
