Zing Of The Day
"If they want to prepare at a Division Three training ground, let them get on with it" - Celtic's Kris Commons on Juventus apparently using the Rangers training ground to prepare for their Champions League clash.

The thing i like about living a short bus ride away from ikea is that, in the avent that you find yourself needing a new loo seat at 9pm on a weeknight, you can have everything fixed before you go to bed.

(it's best not to ask)

On saturday, at approximately 6pm, Daniel approached a merch stall, he picked up a solitary keyring from the wares on display
"do you still sell these"
"no I don't think we sell those anymore"
"what about this one"
"oh you can buy that one"
"cool, how much is it"
"oh........ I don't know""I'll pay whatever you're asking ( Read more... )

One reason I really love things like Andy Murray at wimbledon last year or that south korean dude who eventually represented north korea, is that I love watching things where you can see how much something matters to these dudes ( Read more... )

you know that thing where you get totally earwormed by a song and then keep having to stop yourself singing along to it accompanied?

I am currently trying very hard not to scream "your kiss............. is a whip" at the top of my voice while at work.

and so it goes

I've got a long standing theory that rugby union is like pure freshly squeezed orange juice, rugby league is like that cheap cartoned orange juice you get in supermarkets with own brands and american football is like fanta. There's every reason for the first and the last to exist, but the middle one brings absolutely NOTHING to the table ( Read more... )

so there was a sale, and lo did stoopidbird and I did see a pair of bed sheets that we did want, one of which was leopard print and the other which was red with pokadots on. And so did it come to pass that each set was covetted by the person you wouldn't expect.

So I bought a laptop over the weekend, it was reconditioned and really cheap but it was a mistake so it'll be sticking it on ebay soon........ but when sticking it through it's paces, I put ubuntu on it ( Read more... )

"they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, never let they operate on you"
Stephen Colbert 2013

So this morning, as I was getting my daily-ritual-breakfast of peanut butter on toast and a 500ml bottle of coke, the woman behind me in the queue started talking to me ( Read more... )