I want a normal life, just like a newborn child ( Read more... )

Verse 1 ( Read more... )

well, it's been fun guys, but as of late I've come to the startling conclusion that I'm white ( Read more... )

fuck mason. CANCEL SCHOOL GOSH DARNIT.

Dear Paris Hilton, thought of you and wrote this ( Read more... )

Sorry guys, that whole inherritence entry was meant to be sarcastic, but apon re-reading it, I probably looked like a giant gullible moron to most people (and the comments I got back confirmed it haha ( Read more... )

a little valentine's day tribute for those of you who love your significant other a little TOO much ( Read more... )

Guys, I'm the luckiest man alive...take a look at this ( Read more... )

With the way you tried ( Read more... )

I know you're all sick of it ( Read more... )