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1. Your Full name: Mathew James Thomas(Saint name) Johnstone
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Although I am a huge fan of my Russian name, ill only use it when I am in Russia, wouldn’t change my name, it fits.
3. Do you have an alter ego?: Hmmm, alter ego, not really. If I did, they would be the future despot within me. He enjoys power, attention, and above all else enormous hats.
4. Where were you born?: Anchorage Alaska
5. Where do you live?: Tampa and Merritt Island, both Florida.
6. Do you like to travel?: Depends, travel for the sake of it no, travel to get to what is on the other end perhaps.
7. What is your birthday?: Oct. 30 1985, the year of the Oxen
8. Do you have siblings?: Two younger sisters.
9. Do you have pets?: Three fish, Three cats, and one crazed mini wiener dog.
11. How old do you wish you were? How old do I wish I was? 15 so I could do high school over again, and this time not be such a coward and just tell her.
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play you?: Well, no one plays me like I do, but if I had to go with someone else it would be a toss up between Dan Akroyd and Bob Hoskins
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other?: Heh, if its me playing me, I think most of us know her name, but professional actresses…uh… Mena Suvari, (her eyes are HUGE!).
14. How would this movie end?: Big Fencing scene, got to finish strong, win the duel and then die after confessing the love I hid for so long, Cyrano-style.
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?: Hmmm, depends, one man’s hero is another’s villain, id rather be famous for leading something great that I believed was right, even if it wasn’t.
16. You're going to die a natural death.: You win again fate, alligator attack is natural right?
17. You're going to die a sudden, tragic death.: Oh man it would HAVE to be silly, like slipping on a banana peel while proposing marriage and roll down a hill flying into a store window that said “cutlery” and…yeah that’s gonna leave a mark.
18. How long do you plan on living?: Until I am no longer useful.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?: THE ORANGE AND THE GREEN! (Oh, it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen.
My father, he was Orange and me mother, she was green.
My father was an Ulster man, proud Protestant was he.
My mother was a Catholic girl, from county Cork was she.
They were married in two churches, lived happily enough,
Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough.
Baptized by Father Riley, I was rushed away by car,
To be made a little Orangeman, my father's shining star.
I was christened "David Anthony," but still, inspite of that,
To me father, I was William, while my mother called me Pat.
With Mother every Sunday, to Mass I'd proudly stroll.
Then after that, the Orange lodge would try to save my soul.
For both sides tried to claim me, but i was smart because
I'd play the flute or play the harp, depending where I was.
Now when I'd sing those rebel songs, much to me mother's joy,
Me father would jump up and say, "Look here would you me boy.
That's quite enough of that lot", he'd then toss me a coin
And he'd have me sing the Orange Flute or the Heros of The Boyne
One day me Ma's relations came round to visit me.
Just as my father's kinfolk were all sitting down to tea.
We tried to smooth things over, but they all began to fight.
And me, being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight.
My parents never could agree about my type of school.
My learning was all done at home, that's why I'm such a fool.
They've both passed on, God rest 'em, but left me caught between
That awful color problem of the Orange and the Green.
20. Sing any commercial jingle.: The golden snack that msiles back until you bite their heads off.
21. What is your favourite element on the periodic table?: Have to go with Carbon, seeing as its so useful.
22. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset, if im awake to see sunrise im not pleased about it.
23. Introvert or extrovert?: A little of both, but the extrovert usually comes out more. UNLESS im talking to a cute girl then im useless.
24. Creation or evolution?: Evolution, im a catholic but im not ignorant. God created all, but not like the bible says he did.
25. Action or reaction?: Depends, action is great when you have my group of indecisive friends.
26. Unity or individuality?: Unity, people are too concerned with who they are as opposed to who we all are.
27. Hugs or drugs?: Uhmmm….Hugs, I don’t even drink.
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?: Animals, cute fuzzy, some of them tasty.
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?: FUDGECICLE!
30. Fight or flight?: Fight, always, even if I know im going to lose.
31. Who is your favourite historical figure?: Napoleon Bonaparte
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?: Mao, you have caused a problem sir.
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? I kidnapped my friend’s girlfriend because I was hired to kill her father, and (completely in character) she had no idea I was kidnapping her and not just taking her somewhere.
34. Do nice guys really finish last?: I have, so far. But im not always a nice guy.
35. What are your favourite boy names?: Volodya, George, Seamus
36. What are your favourite girl names?: Natalya, collete, Tara
37. Open or closed?: Hmmmm, that really depends on whats going on and what you plan on doing with it.
38. White bread or wheat bread?: WHITE BREAD! Wheat is nassssty.
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?: Burnout, and be remembered for it, unless your fadeout is like a jedi master, that would be awesome.
40. you put a quarter into a toy machine: and get nothing, then say that figures.
41. What do you want to be when you grow up?: A Doctor, a military doctor.
42. What were your favourite childhood toys?: Erector set, matchbox cars, sled.
43. What was your first pet?: a big grey cat named Bob Thomas.
44. What annoys you?: Unsportsmanlike Fencers, and their coaches.
45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show?: KA-POW!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?: Never made it, but I take it from a semi-reliable source on licking (hmmm) that it was 437.
47. The glass... half empty or half full?: Half full. Of soda….1/4 full, almost….and gone.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.: Lord no!!, you keep those straightjackets away from my boys!!!
49. McDonalds happy meals.: I can eat like 6 of them, simply not cost-effective.
50. Reality shows.: Awful, I hate them all.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?: Frozen Gummi Bears…ohhh so good.
52. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?: Well seeing as I am TERRIFIED of sharks in the ocean/pool/sink/my glass of water, id have to go with the skydiving.
53. Paper or plastic?: Paper, my kitties like the crinkly bags.
54. What position do you sleep in?: Right on the tummy
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?: I move, a lot.
56. Sweet or sour?: Sweet, taste buds don’t like sour.
57. What was your favourite after school special?: uhmm, after, none, before school it was always pokemon, religiously.
58. What is your favourite word?: Can I say a girl’s name here? Ok, just a regular word, Krassivaya: it means pretty in Russian.
59. Beach or mountains?: Mountains, mainly because the beach is Hot sandy and wet, three things I don’t like being.
60. Mounds or almond joy?: Almond joy....mounds are evil.
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?: yEs @_@
62. To give or to recieve?: Give, in all cases except kissing, I like getting surprised by a girl. (rare as THAT is).
63. Chocolate or caramel?: Caramel
64. Do you have any nicknames?: Pedo-Mat, Volodya, Floor (yeah), Matalya
65. What does your name mean?: “Gift from God” Volodya kinda means “little vladimir”
66. Have you ever fainted?: once, I broke my arm and them tried to stand up and put weight on it.
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?: teacher no, schoolmates OH YEAH!
68. What was the last thing you ate?: Wendys…and im thinking it was a bad idea.
69. Do you have any bad habits?: I bite my nails and I have tourettes syndrome (the one with the motor ticks not the cussing). I have a lot of bad habits that come from the syndrome, involuntary movements and such. Also, I have a bad habit of looking at every girl I pass like she’s the prettiest thing on two legs.
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey...: THE GREYS ARE COMING< RUN!!!!
71. Human...: Better than am I.
72. Fruit loop...: the nastiest stale cereal ever, bar none.
73. Glove...: White only (micheal jackson like OWWW) also “no glove no love ;])
74. Plum...: Future prune, ewww
75. Structure...: Hey baby I like your structure
76. Race...: the great face book race, Britain won.
77. Heart...: my hopefully future profession deals with this organ… The organ that almost explodes when I try to talk to girls.
78. Parasite...: Democrats, lol. And medical malpractice lawyers.
79. What was your first happy memory?: Playing “roll out the toilet paper roll with my puppy. .Playing with our Russian neighbors daughters.
80. What was your first unhappy memory?: Hmmm, dunno, unhappy events have been few, especially in childhood, I suppose it would be when I learned my fishy had died. (I had a betafish named Jasper)
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?: 18th C. France.
82. What would Jesus do? For a Klondike bar?
83. Make up a word and define it.: Vuipyel (a pet name for a girl) kinda means squirrel. But losely means small cute furry animal.
84. Favourite kool aid flavour?: The red one, its like im drinking the kool aid man every time OH YEAH!
85. Favourite pick up line?: i Got locked outta my dorm room, can I sleep with you?
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?: I don’t know, but I DO know he was hired by crab people.
87. What did you like to make believe as a child?: That I was a knight in shining armor, yeah all little boys want to be knights.
88. Did you have an imaginary friend?: Nope, had lots of non-imaginary ones though.
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?: A mansion, castles get kind of drafty.
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself.: Mat has no Jane (that’s the only girls name I could make) Obsessed with Girls, being single is killin me.
91. Do it fast or do it right?: DO it right.
92. What was the last book you read?: Organic Chemistry, I don’t read for fun anymore.
93. Have you ever had surgery?: No tonsils, no adenoids, no wisdom teeth.
94. Random fact about you...: Girl Crazy beyond healthy levels.
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?: I fingers are technically the first things in the water seeing as the dorm shower can kill you, boil you alive it will.
96. What is your favorite cereal?: Raisin bran, yeah im weird.
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?: Im currently learning Russian and French, I took four years of Spanish in high school, given the chance for another I would have to go with, Chinese or Arabic.
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?: No. TO be human is to be mortal. Life should not be so precious as to not risk it for something you believe in.
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?: Uhmm, no (looks around to make sure none of the guys are in the room ) Yes. (then try to write everything down so when I change back I have a roadmap for dealing with the insanity that is the female mind.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?: No, I make my own.
101. Ghosts?: No. Just your imagination.
102. God?: yes
103. Big foot?: myth
104. Soul mates?: yes, however I think you have many soul mates, and its just a matter of finding one of them.
105. Aliens?: sure, why not.
106. Angels?: Yes, everyone has one too. Mine is a little girl with white blonde hair and icy blue eyes, always sitting suspended in the air, she’s always only said my name, and it makes me spin around really fast, only to catch half a glimpse on her.
107. Loch ness monster?: Nope, impossible.
108. Heaven and hell?: Yes, but the fear of hell should not be what makes you a good person.
109. The Zodiac?: no, superstition.
110. Love at first sight?: Yes…Her name still give me chills. Why didn’t I just tell her that….
111. Karma?: Oh yeah, especially the instant kind.
112. Vampires?: No, but it would be cool to be a vampire hunter for a living.
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?: To Stop Time and be able to walk around and do stuff. But really I think it would be cool if everyone had an insignificant power, like the power to levitate the remote control to a tv, or grow a beard instantly.
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?: Good…I suppose.
115. Name something nostalgic.: Band camp…our hands touched, we both gasped, looked, turned red, stuttered. Tried to talk to eachother and nothing came out…and nothing ever came of it. Because im a loser.
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?: Big Eyes, pale skin, freckles, VOCAL LISP!, broken or otherwise not straight nose, youth (looking young), Buck teeth, Red hair. Being Short. And bouncy (personality and propensity of randomly jumping and clapping excitedly.) *likes ditsy gals*.
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?: Height, sorry its intimidating, nagging, back hair, over tan, depressed all the time, short hair.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you?: “I love you Mat” other than that, one of my fencing students remarked “he is like Jedi!” during a training exercise.
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?: Never liked Scooby doo, but I suppose it would be scooby himself.
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?: Emo/Goth kids, stop whining and being unsightly in public. And the assumption that highly educated means liberal.
121. Beer or wine?: I don’t drink, ill never drink, its disgusting, and if I had my way I’d ban it forever.
123. You can't sleep.: Because I just watched a movie hat had sharks in it. Or I keep obsessing over the fairer sex.
124. Do you wear jewelry?: Nope, actually im not really afan of it, even on girls it kind of looks gaudy, prefer a plain looking girl.
125. What is your favorite smell?: French Vanilla, or Fencing Glove.
126. What was the best decade of the past century?: The 90’s, technology, the fall of the USSR, the internet, the childhood of the future greatest man alive (man I hope its me).
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?: October, now begins the cold, thank God.
128. Do you smoke?: No, but I will smoke a big expensive cigar with the rest of the guys in the waiting room when my future wife gives birth.
129. Do you drink?: No, never, it should be illegal.
130. What was your favourite subject in school?: Languages, im taking two now.
131. What was your worst subject in school?: Math, never liked it, and as a result never did well at it.
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?: smell. You get the good and the bad with all of em, and the bad is the worst in smell.
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?: Oh man, well many would say crotch is king over here, but I don’t just follow the hot girls (only the cute ones), mostly the head runs the show and occasionally gets….sidetracked by a pretty lass.
134. Do you truly know who you are?: Nope, time will tell.
135. Are you superstitious?: No
136. Are you sentimental?: Yesh-.-;
137. How many times a day do you eat?: 2.. gogo mealplan.
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?: Main idea.
139. What is your favourite pie?: Shepard’s pie!, oh yeah!
140. Have you ever been close to death?: Yes, I fell into an icy river and barely managed to drag myself out, and once I fell out of a boat that was trolling for fish, and grabbed the ladder and almost got eaten my the motor (the real scarey part was that no one hearn me fall in,a nd then we reeled in half a fish (shark got it). (oh yeah, you know I lost it there.)
141. Do you like roller coasters?: Oh yeah, but now I simply don’t have the time to go to busch gardens and ride em.
142. Apples or oranges?: Apples
143. Are you hyperactive?: nope
144. Do you talk in your sleep?: Yes I say Girls’ names, they recorded me on a fencing trip.
145. What is your favourite holiday?: Thansgiving, turkey, football, that super-fattening 7-layer salad, whats not to like.
146. Do you go to church?: not as often as I should.
147. At what age do you think you will be married?: 30’s, I still have to go to medical school. And become a successful Doctor, then find her.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?: Fencing Store.
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: Emily Borgelt…my God she was cute. Blonde, blue eyed, and all smiles.
150. What is your weakness?: Short cute girls with freckles and a crippling vocal lisp.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?: I don’t cry for movies.
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?: Vanilla, never disappoints you.
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?: Tabasco, the kind that makes your eyes well up and make you wanna hit stuff.
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs?: yeah, a lot, the heaviest was for pneumonia 5 zanex tabs.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?: yes, for the greater good.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious?: don’t like gum.
157. What is your favourite curse word?: SUKA! (russian for bitch)
158. Do you have any birthmarks?: nope.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?: South Carolina, I like that state.
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?: RUSSIA, YPA! (Oorah)
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?: yeah kinda. No, I should be sexier.
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?: Ms. Peterson, she was eccentric.
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?: Contacts, NOT COLOR CONTACTS!, these baby blues are natural.
165. How tall are you?: 5’10” modest height for a dude.
166. How tall would you like to be?: ive stopped growing, but 6 feet even would have been nice.
168. Do you dress up for Halloween?: OH YEAH, even if it is just for your friends. Last I remember we were the boondock saints, and a durn good one too.
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?: I once backed into a tree?
170. What is your favourite lucky charm?: The cereal.
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?: NONE!, im in my PJS.
-Mat