somebody help me

[p_rinny]

Seriously, I need somebody to surgically attach my keys to my body so I can stop locking them inside of places. Last night I locked my keys in my car, and then this morning I locked them in my apt. I swear to god I'm a complete idiot. That's the second time in like a week that I've locked myself out of my apt. This shit is just getting

Comments

[ghettomilk]

you wouldnt keep locking your keys in places if you werent such a stoner

[emopunkmetal182]

Oh, MultiFunction stoned...
How I wish I'd been there.
:D

[d_rock_is_dead]

PIZZA!
AHHHHHHHH!

XD HAHAHHAH.